FWIW
i've set myself on fire far more times than i ever did anything else

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Oh hell yes! I've set my clothes on fire more times than I can count ,welding out of position under some piece of yellow iron, even when wearing leathers. You'll be welding and all of a sudden you smell "THAT" smell and hope you can finish the bead b4 you have to look to see what part of you clothing is on fire.
i was torching a laoder bucket cutting egde one time, had a perfect cut going on.
i could feel the heat in my boots, really didnt think much about it, but was thinking, "man it's getting hot in here"
as i finished the cut and stepped back, the 1" thick edge hit the floor.
i looked down, and about 1/2 of one pants leg was gone, the other smoldering, about that time i really started to feel the heat in my boots, as the steel toes got really warm.
i've set more than one pair of pants to smoldering in the garage from cutting sheet metal with an angle grinder.
i've been finding use welders greens popping up at thrift stores over the past year or so. used pants and jackets aound $4-$5 each, new (some still in the package) for $7-$10.
i talked to the owner of one little mom & pop resale store, that are gonna "hold" all the pants in my size, all he asked was i drop by at least once a month