eschoendorff
Well-known member
No gimmicks, no gimcrackery....just the baddest drills ever:
This should cover most of your "light" projects...say, boring a hole in that lignum vitae sculpture you picked up in Africa...
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Of course, that might not cut it if something "heavy" comes up. Sometimes, you need a real drill:
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Of course, just looking at that picture with no context, you might think is it really big enough? I need something with real power! Feast your eyes on this:
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Yeah, it's corded. In fact, you have to plug it directly into an electrical substation. It requires a minimum of 110,000 volts. It may be sentient.
You might ask: "How much could this much bad-assed-ness cost?" Well, you're in luck. Hilti tools cannot be purchased per se; they just "show up" in your life. For many, it goes something like this...
You're relaxing at work. "More power!"you dream.
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But dreaming is not enough. Acquiring a Hilti requires a vision quest. This is often accompanied by long periods of fasting and water deprivation.
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Just one more dune! You can do it!
Finally, it will simply appear in your hands. You also get a free puppy.
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And that, in a nutshell, is how you go about getting yourself a Hilti.





Now that's some funny **** right there....

In my case, you can just go to HD and buy the Hilti drill of your choice. Bring money. Lots of money.
Many of the Hilti drills are made either in Germany or in Lichtenstein. Always check first though.... made in China is bound to show up at some point....

