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JustBob

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Illiterate people can spell better than that.

This add was written by the offspring of the once rare, but promiscuous, third generation kitten killin crack baby... :badteeth: :tard: :Freak:
 

justanengineer

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Ehh...its Kansas, cant say as Im surprised. Too much corn for anyone's good there.

My favorite word related ******* moment was in the army when my old Sergeant Major asked me to bring him back a "Cerrrrs" from the chow hall. He was a good ol boy from Tennessee, and it took three tries on his part before a buddy of mine butted in and explained he wanted a Coors (near beer).
 
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Honda guy

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My wife attends community college. She says that most teachers will give a passing grade as long as they can see that you're "trying" and "making an effort". Damned pathetic if you ask me!
 

Wrenches of Death

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My wife attends community college. She says that most teachers will give a passing grade as long as they can see that you're "trying" and "making an effort". Damned pathetic if you ask me!

A lot of places have been doing this for a couple of generations now. As a result, you have ***** parents that "graduated" thinking that they are actually helping their children with homework.

"No sweetie, it's spelled kat, not catt..." :wtf:

It's a classic example of the blind leading the blind. Think of Ray Charles teaching Stevie Wonder how to ride a motorcycle.

WoD
 

2oolhound

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Ehh...its Kansas, cant say as Im surprised. Too much corn for anyone's good there.

My favorite word related ******* moment was in the army when my old Sergeant Major asked me to bring him back a "Cerrrrs" from the chow hall. He was a good ol boy from Tennessee, and it took three tries on his part before a buddy of mine butted in and explained he wanted a Coors (near beer).

Reminds me of the time my dad took me to work with him installing natural gas services into homes when I was about 12. After a while he left me to help a dutch guy. They were tapping into a 12" main of high pressure gas which was buried 10' deep. The hole was 12' deep to expose the complete pipe. The dutchman tossed a ladder down the hole to get started. The ladder was made of 2 - 12' long 1" thick steel rods with 1" steel rungs connecting them. Dammed if he didn't toss it right on the 12" gas main and punch a 1" bore hole in the pipe. Gas was escaping making a hell of a noise.

When you asphyxiate from gas it takes a while. First you get noxious then your legs buckle where you remain for the next 10 minutes or so in the fetal position till you die (that is if it doesn't ignite 1st.)

I'm peering over the edge of the 12' hole and he's yelling at me to get a rack, I say "what", "a rack! a rack!" he's yelling. I run to the trailer and look for anything that makes sense but come up empty and go back to the hole. What do you need I ask and he hollers "a rack get me a god dam rack" and he's furious with me so I go look some more and reluctantly go back empty handed. You can smell gas everywhere now. His fury gives way to frustration then fatigue and he climbs out of the hole, grabs a rag, douses it with water and heads back down. He wraps the wet rag around a stick and shoves it into the hole and the noise and flow of gas stop. I don't think he ever liked me after that.

Don't know why he just didn't stick his finger in there being a dutchman and all.
 

Coach James

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Yeah, I know but it is just sad what the schools are putting out any more.

Charles

I missed the section of the ad stating that the seller was a recent high school graduate. My dad graduated from high school in 1947. I have seen his HS report cards and he missed almost as many days as he was in school. He would not graduate today. I graduated from high school 30 years ago. Many in my graduating class would never graduate today.

The public gets exactly the kind of schools they want. If higher standards were wanted, there would be higher standards. The public says they want high standards and they also want 95% graduation rates. You cannot get both.

My daughter is seven years old and knows that drawer is not spelled jore. The sellers level of ignorance is not the fault of the school system. Anyone displaying that level of ignorance is doing so by choice.

Coach
 

71flh

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It is "ad".

Yep. Its pretty funny that we're laughing at someone not being able to spell when most posts on this and any other similar web site contain multiple spelling and grammatical errors.

I work almost exclusively with foreigners and their English (as a second language) skills are better than most native English speakers who post on the internet. Most of my communication is via email...

If someone can't spell, they can't read. How do you spell illiterate?
 

Davo3

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Yep. Its pretty funny that we're laughing at someone not being able to spell when most posts on this and any other similar web site contain multiple spelling and grammatical errors.

It's worse than that. I see spelling and grammar errors now in places where I never saw them 25 years ago - advertisements, novels, magazines and even news media. How are kids supposed to learn the language when so much of their examples are incorrect?
 
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