Yep, I ****!!

[DangerousDan55]

My friend said that his old 5hp air copressor was dieing & he was going to buy a new compressor from NT. It would start making a noise & gets hot.
He said that I can have his old deing compressor.
I said hell yea! Ill take it!
Got it home, thinking on buying a replacement copmressor from HF.
Thought to first take the head off to look for the reason for the noise & heat.
Found the top of the pistons & cylinders in perfect shape!
Found one read valve back plate had broken at the securing rivet. But no parts visable. Took the discharge line & check valve out. Found the missing pieces lodged inthe check valve.
So, noise was the discharge reed valve bouncing in the head.
& the Heat was from the check valve not seating & alowing the air to flow back & forth causing the air to heat.
Cleaned & lapped the check valve, made a new read valve back plate & put it back together. RUNS PERFECT!!!!
5hp 60 gal, for Free!

YEP, I ****!!!!

 

[cburnscrx]

I don't think you can call a you **** on yourself. Consult with the senior members on you **** status

 

[MP&C]

Dan, from what I have read here on GJ, you can not do a self proclaimed "you ****". You'll need to edit your thread title.

But in the meantime, I'd be happy to advise: Nice score, you ****!

 

[Umclemrbig]

I guess unless he is proclaiming that he literally *****.

 

[nine4gmc]

15 yard penalty...

 

[24X26]

Not again...

 

[NUTTSGT]

15 yard penalty...

Hey no fair, that's my gig !

 

[uniballer]

Nub, cant **** yourself!

 

[JimVonBaden]

You can't **** yourself, and I am not doing it for you, so you are SOL (**** out of luck!)

Jim

 

[nmcqueen469]

No self-sucking!

 

[DangerousDan55]

Re: Yep, I MIGHT ****?

Sorry dueds! I just got excited. Ill take the penalty.
Its just so much fun to get a good deal!

 

[D.J.]

Dangerous Dan 55 you cannot **** yourself! Only another member can bestow a suckage upon you Like MP&C, but his cannot count because of your pre self - proclaimation. Man I type slow!

 

[ScurvyPete]

15 yard penalty...

I wasn't aware that Johnny Manziel was a GJ member...

 

[The Frisco Kid]

 

[CNGsaves]

You have been tried and convicted of blasphemy.

SELF - SUCKAGE is NOT allowed, nor will it be tolerated !!

That compressor will be confiscated and handed over to next GJ poster who asks for advice on why an oil-less compressor is noisy !!!

 

[bazzateer]

Self-suckage? Whilst an admirable feat of spinal flexibility and/or double-jointedness, it simply cannot be allowed. Unless you're single of course, in which case crack on mate!

 

[mr-compressor]

Great story Dan! Love to read stuff like this!

How you're gonna tell your friend?

 

[RBailey]

That compressor will be confiscated and handed over to next GJ poster who asks for advice on why an oil-less compressor is noisy !!!

Please can somebody tell me on why an oil less compressor is noisey

 

[Buckgnarly]

No **** for you!

 

[mrpizza]

You do ****!

At electrical wiring. Wtf is that ****?

 

[p_mori7]

No **** for you!

There...fixed it !

 

[NUTTSGT]

Son of a . . . . .


I just saved a red card pic last to start using since nine4gmc used a penalty flag pic. Doggone it, now I have to figure something else out to use.

 

[nine4gmc]

Son of a . . . . .


I just saved a red card pic last to start using since nine4gmc used a penalty flag pic. Doggone it, now I have to figure something else out to use.

You can have the flag back, I was just borrowing it

 

[NUTTSGT]

You can have the flag back, I was just borrowing it

It's alright man. I found the red card pic and thought "cool" I start using that next time. . . . . little did I know.

 

[sam_i02]

Self-suckage? Whilst an admirable feat of spinal flexibility and/or double-jointedness, it simply cannot be allowed. Unless you're single of course, in which case crack on mate!

^^^ Very well put!

To OP. Good score, but here on GJ, "Thou shall never **** thyself"...... We have seen many an excited self-sucker go down in flames due to this oversight. Haha!

 

[dbonne]

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[skippy24]

Harsh crowd! No go in peace OP, and forever learn your lesson about self suckage!

 

[Nascar4401]

Unless your name is Ron Jeremy you cant self ****...

 

[holland_patrick]

 

[CNGsaves]

That compressor will be confiscated and handed over to next GJ poster who asks for advice on why an oil-less compressor is noisy !!!

Please can somebody tell me on why an oil less compressor is noisy ??

Winner, winner . . .. chicken dinner !!!

OP, please make arrangements to crate that compressor for AIR SHIPMENT from Texas to UAE (Persian Gulf). Remember, that FedEx air freight cost is on you OP !!

RBailey has accepted the penalty imposed on OP for SELF-SUCKAGE !!!

 

[1Garageman]

YOU ****!!!!
http://bombshellcoaching.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bill-murray-you-****-239x300.jpg

 

[CNGsaves]

^ ^ ^ ^ Nope . . . . . DELETE that post !!

 

[softailgarage]

I've never heard of "black man" air compressors before, BTW, nice wiring.

 

[ishiboo]

I'd rather **** myself than **** somebody else.

Just sayin'.

 

[Cougar]

You should give the compressor back to your friend.
Tell him it was a simple fix, he didn't need to buy a new compressor.
I'll bet he would really appreciate that.
He would probably buy you a beer or two.

 

[1Garageman]

What is going to happen when you friend finds out that you have it up and working? Are you going to tell him everything?