I was musing over the pile of Taiwan-style 3/8 ratchets I've accumulated over the last several years and wondering what in the heck am I going to do with all these. A few of them are actually pretty decent.
Then it struck me. You know...one of those hair-brained mental pictures that once you envision it, you can't un-see it or get it out of your mind. The kind that gnaws a hole in your brain like one of those tunes that for some reason gets stuck in your head and you can't shake it loose while it plays over and over without end. I tried to escape its persistent, perverted image but to no avail. Like a mouse trapped in a maze, I could see only one way out--I had to build it.
Once I beheld my embarrassing creation and found that it actually worked better than I had ever dreamed (
), I felt the need to hide it away where no one else will ever know my shame. And yet, there remained a strange compulsion to post it here for others to see. Sometimes you just have to talk out loud about your problems. I really am very sorry to spring this on you--my deepest apologies to all my fellow GJers who might now be similarly wounded by this shocking image straight from the tool-island hell of Dr. Moreau that they too will not be able to un-see. I just couldn't help myself.
DISCLAIMER: Only tool-shaped metal objects were used in the making of this mutant mechanism. No real tools of value were harmed in any way during its production.
Then it struck me. You know...one of those hair-brained mental pictures that once you envision it, you can't un-see it or get it out of your mind. The kind that gnaws a hole in your brain like one of those tunes that for some reason gets stuck in your head and you can't shake it loose while it plays over and over without end. I tried to escape its persistent, perverted image but to no avail. Like a mouse trapped in a maze, I could see only one way out--I had to build it.
Once I beheld my embarrassing creation and found that it actually worked better than I had ever dreamed (
), I felt the need to hide it away where no one else will ever know my shame. And yet, there remained a strange compulsion to post it here for others to see. Sometimes you just have to talk out loud about your problems. I really am very sorry to spring this on you--my deepest apologies to all my fellow GJers who might now be similarly wounded by this shocking image straight from the tool-island hell of Dr. Moreau that they too will not be able to un-see. I just couldn't help myself.DISCLAIMER: Only tool-shaped metal objects were used in the making of this mutant mechanism. No real tools of value were harmed in any way during its production.
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Love the anti gouge acorn nut on the bottom of the handle. I wonder how hard the metal is and if it could be threaded. It'd be more steam lined but, less ornate.