Been working on a car that has sat for 5 years. Starter went out and it was damn impossible to remove while on a creeper, and there were too many other projects, and a toddler in the house, so I let it sit...and sit...and sit. Picked up a 4 post lift late last year, and a few weeks ago realized I was getting real tired of pushing this heap around everytime I needed to re-jigger floor space so I decided to get it running. I had to assemble a deep socket and 3 6" extensions in a chain above the exhaust manifold squeezed in right behind the condenser just to get the top nut off. Pretty much working blind with just my imagination. Once I got the starter off, I realized I had to drop the steering rack to actually get it out, which the FSM failed to mention. WTF. Installed a new battery from Costco. Got the new starter in from Autozone, and....the terminal broke while I was installing the power lug...I barely put any torque on it! Had to replace the f'ing thing 1 more time. And it still wouldn't crank. 2xWTF! Pulled all the parts, checked all the relays, traced the wires, verified start signal and voltages...everything was good. 3xWTF! Put it all back together, and suddenly holyshititcranks!!! Then I had to drain the tank (> half full!) and flush out the fuel lines, and refill with a couple gallons of fresh gas. Changed the oil and filter. Charged the battery up overnight and today I primed the engine and fuel rail a few times, then hit start, and it fired right up immediately. HOLYSHITITRUNS!!! Leaks like a sieve, and the power steering pump needs a rebuild, but it drives now.
This car's a real beater, and still needs a lot of work, so I'm not sure what I'll do with it. I would love to keep working on it, and get it mechanically sound, but quite honestly it's a car that I could spend $2500 in parts and lots of my time on, and have a car worth $1500 when I was done. Clearcoat is toast, rims are toast, and it's got some body damage. 1 headlight ballast is out. It might be worth $1000 now. Maybe.