Thanks guys.
It's funny you posted that Tony Stark reference - my son's friends have nicknamed me Tony Stark because they are all coming to an age where they appreciate the shop and the making of things.
Scorp - I've pushed back against the ADHD thing because it felt like a trend but the more I have read the more I see aspects of this that describe me. My girlfriend Katie has ADHD and was also diagnosed with mild autism and the tendency is to think of these things as deficits or problems but part of our creativity and focus comes from this. Katie's job is numbers (I've never dated someone quite like her) and she has a Severance like ability to see patterns in them and recognize trends. So it's really about having a better understanding of yourself and how you work. We've all probably done this in many ways and we come up with tricks to get us to finish projects but we never had a name for it. It was just our way of coping.
Grant - you obviously still have all the skills. Part of the frustration, and I'm sure you can relate, is that our skill set is that we
make photographs, we don't
take them. All the influencers are the million monkeys on a million typewriters that will eventually type out a work of Shakespeare. We don't get lucky we create it. I see that when I do jobs where we've used influencers for models. They will make great photos from a situation that I created by choosing the location, the time of day, the angle, the props - I can build the perfect moment because of my long history. They can push the button.
I think your idea to switch gears is good. I'm looking to do the same but I'm also realizing that my value is the producing and story and less the actual photography. I used to push hard into very complicated lighting because, for the moment, that's not something that can be done by a computer but AI is getting better. I have some other ideas and I'm actually going to reach out here for help because I've realized that I can't always do everything by myself and that I work better with a team or a partner.
But let's get back to the Philippines.
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Once on the road and with all our Cardo devices synced we were flying. While we started in 20th within an hour or two we had passed our way to third. I say this as if it was a race but it's not. But when you put a bunch of guys on motorcycles and someone is in front it
becomes a race.
All of us are great riders. Nong, center above, was the youngest but the guys gave him the job of "spear" which was their term for lead rider and it was a big deal to him. The team "leader" was Kirk who was quiet, two steps ahead and always seemed to have the plan. Mel was there for his good looks and constant humor. That became a running joke, "Are you still beautiful in back there Mel?"
Above is a Jeepney. These are buses that were created from the left over Willy's Jeeps that the US left behind. There is barely anything left from what they started as. They've been stretched, beefed up, and they have these wild carnival bodies. You can ride inside, outside or on top. Think a cross between a taxi, a bus and a merry-go-round.
Riding in third world countries.
Some people find it terrifying because they're used to the order and rules of first world countries but I find it exhilarating. In a third world country there is
one rule - don't hit anyone or be a jerk. It's a surprisingly simple and effective rule and honestly the only one you need. We were told that it's
better to pass on the left, but you could pass on the right, or on the shoulder or honestly anywhere you wanted.
Just don't hit anyone. You can come close to hitting them as long as you don't. There's zero rage like there would be here if you pass by a pedestrian with a few inches to spare because they know the rule too and they know you're not a jerk because there's 10 trucks, 4 trikes and 7 bicycles dozens of dogs and chickens and you've got somewhere to go.
Oh, the other rule, which was alarmingly specific was
do not hit a chicken! This was important because you'd have to stop and then pay for the chicken but not just the chicken you killed, but also all the eggs it would have produced over it's life and also all the chicks and chickens it would have produced. Hitting a chicken was like buying a supermarket of chicken progeny far into the future. Do. NOT. Hit. A. Chicken.
What about a dog?
Dogs were way cheaper - like $5 or maybe $10 if it was a fancy dog. You can hit a dog but if you're going to hit a dog make sure it's an ugly one. Those are the cheapest. So avoid the chickens and aim for the ugly dog. Got it.
We passed a dozen teams because Nong would call out the traffic and dangers and we could pass blindly. Not without caution of course because I will never, ever ride outside of my site distance or without a bail out, but we'd get a "White pickup, clear! clear! clear! - hold for Jeepney, hold, hold, hold - all clear!" from Nong. Mel rode sweep and would radio up "Complete, complete!" to say that we'd all gotten around the traffic. If the road was clear we'd be flying at 100-130kph which, on a tiny paved road, felt like mph.
After rain, twisties and many villages we got to the area of the first checkpoint which was supposed to be a waterfall in the jungle. Before turning off we stopped at a "restaurant" for lunch. The menu was what was in the pot. Often is was a form of chicken and some sort of stewed vegetable. There always seemed to be fried chicken.
So when the organizers said "95% on road" this was still considered a road. I took that in and adjusted my calculations for our pace as we could go 20-30mph (sorry, I'm going to mix my measurements) but it still seemed like an easy thing when combined with our blazing pavement speed.
We got to a spot where the road became more muddy and decided we were only a mile or so from the waterfall and so we hiked in. At this point we were the first or second team to the checkpoint.
I would have loved to swim there, the water was warm and the temps were mild. The hike in was steep, daunting and slick and we had to use vines to keep from falling.
This was our first checkpoint photo - us at the waterfall. We were either first or second on the road and, as I suspected, this was going to be an easy ride. The hike out was tough but no big deal. We then had to decide the best route to the next checkpoint. Kirk went down the road a little bit and saw that it got more muddy and so we decided to take shortcut that would avoid the mud but might be a "smaller road."
Again, this is what the organizers consider "a road" because it's listed as such on a map. I'm again recalculating our pace and while this is slower the other teams are surely struggling on the muddy roads while we're flying on this dry single and double track.
Until we weren't.
Now the small roads were getting muddy and while it was "good mud" with traction it was slower. We eventually ended up in a very tiny village and were lucky to find some soda's and snacks and a school. At the beginning of this Jenna had asked for our logos to make stickers and she presented us with hundreds of stickers at the start. "It's for the kids - they love them" she said.
That was an understatement of epic proportions. Wherever we went we were mobbed by kids wanting stickers. School stopped and the kids rushed from classrooms for the chance to see these power ranger dressed motorcyclists and to fight for a sticker.
Our "shortcut" was very slow but eventually we found pavement and it seemed like we were on track to finish our checkpoints by 5 or 6 until Kirk realized we'd missed a turn, a school and a checkpoint. We'd have to go back into the jungle an hour to find this village we'd missed.
This was the first time I had any sense of how big a deal this was to locals. School closed for the day and the entire village came to the checkpoint. We could not walk we were so surrounded by kids (and adults) who wanted selfies and photos. Kids as young as 4 or 5 had phones and asked for selfies with you. The next question was were you from. I did not expect "USA" to get the reaction that it did but everyone would go crazy. That woman in the blue thought I was a movie star. It was a trip.
We left and it took us hours to just back to where we'd realized we'd make a mistake. At this point we're seeing other teams and their bikes are clean. We're also now way down in the order. Our shortcut wasn't, we're way behind and in looking at the map there's almost no way we'll get to the final checkpoint. Does that mean we're disqualified? No, we just have to get day one's checkpoints on day two which means an even longer day.
I'm doing more recalculating in my head.
We've already ridden 200 miles and our mistake has put us way back and our only option is to push as hard as we can and get as far as we can before the cutoff. We had a plan to camp at this area overlooking the ocean and Rob and I were excited for the visuals from that - plus the relaxing, the hanging out.
At this point we heard a new plan from Nong, "Guys, new plan. Less photos, less video. More riding, less stopping" Go faster was not in the directive because there wasn't a way to go faster safer.
It started raining and the sun set.
Wait, we're going to ride until 10pm? Are you serious? We got up at 3:30am and it was now 7pm and I've had 6 hours of sleep in two days and I'm not feeling it. At all. What the actual ****?
This was the point that it changed for me. Where I realized I
wasn't on a fun adventure ride. I wanted to quit. I was falling asleep on the bike and we were flying on wet roads with limited visibility and making questionable passes. It felt like I was the only one really struggling and while my fitness has improved dramatically over the last couple of years maybe my age was limiting me here. I was the oldest by 10 years and had no trouble keeping pace on a bike but now I was dying. I asked for a Redbull but there was nothing open and the gas stations just sold gas. Not the 24 hour junk food bonanzas that are the gas stations in the states.
In my mind I was questioning this whole thing. It wasn't a race, we get no prize for finishing first or 10th and while finishing was important it was starting to feel dangerous. Kirk hopped on his bike and came back 5 minutes later with a "Cobra" which he explained was a local Philippine energy drink. I have no idea what was in it or where he found it because everything was closed but I needed that. I drank it in one go, put on my helmet and Mel promised a hotel two hours away.
Now I was wide awake. The rain eventually stopped. We were no longer stopping for photos so I started shooting from the bike as we rode. Jenna expected me to have amazing photos but that objective seemed to be lost on the guys. They had done this event several times before but had not finished under the deadline. Ah, I see now, I'm part of a vendetta. A score settling.
We finally reached the hotel around 9:30 just before cutoff. At some point another bike caught us as we were flying through the night and at the hotel we discovered it was Stavro. He was a free agent but he also was part of our Google group so he saw use ahead on the map and raced to catch us.
He told us we'd made up a bunch of places and that no team finished day one's checkpoints. That felt good but also bad. We'd have to really make up time tomorrow to get back on track.
We showered while the staff woke up kitchen help to come make us dinner and at 10pm we got the checkpoints for the next day so we spent several hours planning the next days route. By the time we finished eating and planning it was close to 1am and we set alarms for 4am so we'd be able to get up, have breakfast pack the bikes and be ready to roll at 5am.
Another night of three hours of sleep. That's now three days on 9 hours of sleep. What the **** had I gotten myself into?
So that was day one.
Gregor