Guys, I bought it at the price offered.
Seller kindly offered a refund, I said "thanks, but not necessary."
I'm $8 worth of irritated at self, not the seller. "Caveat Emptor." Come on, a guy who eats gopher and looks like me is clearly not the brightest knife in the drawer.
If you want one like it, you know where to go, and you can comfort yourself that you're brighter than Bolster. Everyone has a purpose in life, maybe my purpose is to make you feel smart in comparison to me, had you ever thought of that? And if I can make the entire board feel smart, for $8, that's probably a good deal in terms of happiness purchased.
Now let's move along...