Some of you may want to skip over this post. Especially if you avoid prostate exams. I only do this so you know what to expect if your PSA blood test indicates a possible problem. It shouldn't mean a death sentence.
He then showed me the biopsy needle and my heart rate jumped a little from my usual 48bpm.
He assured me only the tip goes in but I've heard those words before in **** videos. Once he got started he told me I'd feel a small pinch when he injected an anesthetic. Less of a 'pinch' than the one my dentist gives before he starts drilling.

I may not be the sharpest pencil in the box but I'm pretty sure I'd notice a watch band -- they didn't numb everything.
I was wise to those tricks but he was behind me and kept asking me move a little closer -- I was hanging over the edge back there.
That's a beefy looking planter. I take it it isn't pressure treated but being cedar it should last for a few years before the Tmites take a liking to it.
Accuray Cyberknife
If the doctor doesn't know how to run it there is a Proton radiation center about 7.5 miles north of us. According to the ads for these multi-million dollar machines they do a lot less damage to surrounding tissue and the Proton machine targets only the cancer cells. I think I'm going to be fine with all these magical tools in my neighborhood.
Probeam Proton 360
Thank you Mike, I'm not worrying about the results until I get them and even then I'm pretty sure they can do things that were just a dream a few years ago.Been silently following along Bob, hope all works out well and glad the procedure wasn't any more uncomfortable.
Kirk, before the doctor started the procedure he showed me the tools he would be using. He mentioned the ultrasound probe was slightly larger than his finger so I knew what to expect.Either this thread is going to have to stop talking about procto and rectal topics or Mark is going to have to take the picture of the Yankee screwdriver off of his posts...
Joe
Joe, I think it's easier for us to stop the talking than to have Mark remove the screwdriver.![]()
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Ok, thanks for the chuckle guys. It is greatly appreciated.
He then showed me the biopsy needle and my heart rate jumped a little from my usual 48bpm.
He assured me only the tip goes in but I've heard those words before in **** videos. Once he got started he told me I'd feel a small pinch when he injected an anesthetic. Less of a 'pinch' than the one my dentist gives before he starts drilling.
Lyndon, you crack me up as well.Bob
As usual - you crack me up....
Just make sure that after the Doc does his checking that he doesn't go looking for his wrist watch!!!!!
Even better - just check that while he does the procedure doesn't have hands on your shoulders!!!!
I'm sure you know the procedure.
Lyndon

I may not be the sharpest pencil in the box but I'm pretty sure I'd notice a watch band -- they didn't numb everything.
I was wise to those tricks but he was behind me and kept asking me move a little closer -- I was hanging over the edge back there.
Y'sguy, you're right and it's the reason I'm posting about the topic. I kinda knew what to expect but there were a few surprises. I had no idea how big the biopsy needle was (1.2 millimeters in diameter -- that's 0.0472441"). I also had no idea how it worked. It's attached to an electric handle that shoots out the needle each time the doctor presses the button/switch. He takes six samples from each of the two nodes of the prostate (didn't know it has two nodes). That let me know the sound of the needle would happen at least 12 times. It sounds just like a spring-loaded center-punch so that is either comforting or worrying to know about in advance. I forgot to count but I'm pretty sure he took a couple of extra samples.Bob, If it weren't for threads like yours and others we run across, I doubt that some guys would know. So, we joke about it and that's cool. And we also get educated. That is even cooler. We get to find out what it may be like. And what to expect. I know I am of that age and visited with my Doc about it and we have done the routine inspections. All's clear so far. I'm not comfortable asking the questions sometimes or talking about how many times I have to get up at nite to pee so it's good to get some reassurance and knowledge in a friendly group with some matter of discretion. Okay, well maybe no discretion!, but so what! It's all good!
Cody, thanks for the encouragement and I'm with you on the positive test result. Unless positive means the big C.Glad to hear you had a semi pleasant experience at the doctor's office!
Now to a positive test result!
Michael, we stopped the paper newspaper delivery and the ones I access on line don't carry Pearls Before Swine but I do remember the comic. Reminded me of Pogo.This is going in the same direction as Pearls Before Swine urinal cake joke.
Kirk, funny you mention, she said I still don't have an old man's **** last night.Bob, I bet Liane never gave your **** this much attention. Kind of scary thought that guys are more interested than she is/was.
Mark, my Miller Falls twist drill has a metal handle with bits stored inside and the no-name screwdriver has a plastic handle with bits inside. Not as comfortable-looking as yours.Come to think of it, I think I found that particular Yankee at an estate sale for a retired Proctologist![]()
Pete, it's hard to believe how old they seemed. I was 22 when Grandpa died. My oldest grandson is turning 30 this year and like me back then he has two children of his own.I should have mentioned that granddad was 83 when he died, 10 years older than I am now.
Pete
Dan, thank you, I appreciate that. You are one of my GJ heroes, flipping 6-man rocks and reviving 50-year-old lacquer paintjobs.Sending our best to you, Bob!
Philip, from my childhood I haven't followed sports. My brother knew every statistic for every ball player in every American sports team, baseball, basketball and football. He even designed and developed a baseball boardgame that had a card for each player. Based on their statistics, the roll of the dice determined single, double, triple or homerun as well as likelihood of a strikeout or walk. But he couldn't tell the difference between a '53 and '54 Chevy or the difference between the V8 in a '53 Ford to a '54 ford. My brother and I got along better because of our different interests. My son follows sports but my oldest grandson is a car nut."How-about dem Bears? Maybe they finally have a quarterback."
The focus on proctologists is simply offal!
I'm headed to the garage to finish a cedar 2 ft square planter for our son, who wants it for a fruit tree he wants to place in it, which he's raised from a seedling, tied-to a family member who's since departed, permanently. Talk about lumber prices! I tried to find redwood at the Big Box Store, nothing. I went to my fall-back for things, Shell Lumber in Miami, on SW 27 Ave. https://www.shelllumber.com/ and got all I needed in full-cut cedar. It's substantially-larger in all dimensions as 'rough-cut' than 'dressed' lumber. Here's the wood list:
DIY Planter Box Wood List:
Quantity Board Length
5 2×6 8′
1 2×4 8′
1 2×2 8′
1 1×4 10'
The bill, w/tax, was just-over $200! Yikes! He sent me the plans, and I promised him he'd get it, so it's being done. The box is built, now to fit the bottom, the legs, and the top trim. The directions made no-mention of any waterproof liner, I'm thinking of using shower membrane, and either SS staples, or a narrow SS plate around the upper-side edge of the wrapped shower membrane.
The construction is Titebond glued and dowelled w/three-eighths fluted dowels. I got to use my assortment of Pony pipe clamps. I've learned that you need to pay attention when clamping, because using clamps on only one side can cause the wood to bow, if you're not-careful. The easiest way I've found to combat that, is to clamp on both-sides, and to try to get the boards to lie-flat to the pipe.
The boards, once the glue has set, then need to be made-uniform in width, a quick job on my Powermatic 64 table saw. I used 4" SS flathead wood screws, w/square-drive heads, to fasten the sides of the box together. Now to size the floor, and to secure it. Then the legs and the top edge trim.
That's a beefy looking planter. I take it it isn't pressure treated but being cedar it should last for a few years before the Tmites take a liking to it.
Zippercat, I hadn't thought of that but I am sure you're right. The shower liners are never exposed to traffic after the final finish is installed.All of the shower membranes I have seen are not designed to be wearing surfaces. For a couple planters I made last year I used spray truck bed liner. Seemed to work well so far. And lots cheaper than shower membrane.
Like this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018Y3JRBC/?tag=atomicindus08-20
Mark, that's a new one on me. Thanks for the sentiment and maybe someday I'll be able to sniff a glass.Beyond imploring you to stay positive, as you are, I will hoist one in your honor.
Uncle Willie, I doubt I'll ever know when it does start rotting out. Someone I pay will have to let me know.I'll join you. Here's hoping Bob's ******* isn't rotting out.
Tapio, I'm with you and I'm staying real positive. One of the 20 or so Cyberknives in the US is in a facility three blocks from my house.Hi Bob! I hope the results turns out good or they can fix it in the hospital! I'm keeping my both thumbs in the as... I mean AIR for you![]()
Accuray Cyberknife
If the doctor doesn't know how to run it there is a Proton radiation center about 7.5 miles north of us. According to the ads for these multi-million dollar machines they do a lot less damage to surrounding tissue and the Proton machine targets only the cancer cells. I think I'm going to be fine with all these magical tools in my neighborhood.
Probeam Proton 360

