Trapps
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You've just made the jump from flirt to tease!

You're a Navy Seal who's platoon was ambushed during a covert mission and you weren't supposed to survive. Dark forces in the gov't come after you and you are now on a mission to avenge the death of your friends and loved ones?
+10 points for the Jack Carr/James Reece reference
Tom's story apparently.Whats the name of the tale out west that takes forever?

You guys have no idea how much fun this is for meTom's story apparently.![]()

Clues:Folks, rather enormous update coming soon. Much of it is in regards to the cabinets, but I've had something big cooking the past couple weeks that's kind of a big deal. Unfortunately you guys will have to wait a few days, but I'm monumentally excited.
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I have precisely zero desire for a long-distance through hike like that. But I do only have two changes of clothes in there. Hat is mandatory for a number of reasons.You're doing the entire Appalachian Trail.....in only 2 changes of clothes and one pair of boots....hat is optional
Outside of hunting season or my normal camping season but that's a good guess.I was thinking a big hunting trip, but I don't see hunting equip, I thought maybe a hiking or camping deal, but that's certainly not enough for the whole family, and I don't guess it would merit an "enormous update", soooooo....... I'm stumped. Whats the name of the trail out west that takes forever? Basically the Appalachian trail of the west...
Hahahaha that perfectly fits the clues!Clues:
Enormous
Cabinets
Cooking
Picture of pack w/ hat containing geology logo
I. You've discovered a fully intact wooly mammoth while prospecting for iron sulfide in the back forty.
2. The meat is still good but could use a few more days of dry ageing.
3. You're adding extra large cabinets to act as a meat locker.
Did I win?
We're building this up way too much, let's identify the simplest, most logical scenario
He's had "something cooking", enormous update, monumentally excited and he's going to be carrying more stuff around in some sweet Osprey kit, he likes his family and bed too much.......
It seems obvious............
Hahaha! Believe it or not I'm not great at holding in the excitement so this is more me having not enough self-control.If this has proven anything, it's that ladies should hire Tom to teach classes on teasing. This is Olympic grade stuff in here lol.
Wow that is a great guess given the clues! Damn, I didn't realize that that all pointed that way. If I weren't me, I'd probably think that too.We're building this up way too much, let's identify the simplest, most logical scenario
He's had "something cooking", enormous update, monumentally excited and he's going to be carrying more stuff around in some sweet Osprey kit, he likes his family and bed too much.......
It seems obvious............
If you die of dysentery, do you need a lot of clothes?Its a go bag......
not enough clothes for the oregan trail...... where everyone inevitably dies of dysentery
I'm commenting way too often then.There may be something to this..........
Stay tuned for comments at noon, six and eleven.

Wouldn't that be nice?.....roadtrip to pick up another Land Cruiser in the wild.....

Great point if we're talking about dysentery.@wreckdriver1321
the amount of clothes required depends on how many times you have to go...... before you go..... ya know?
I haven't bought anything. Technically. Yet. Ask me again in four hours.What vehicle did you buy? Another Land Cruiser?
You know I will!Trips like this are fun and nerve-racking, all at the same time. Good luck and keep us posted!
You've bought 250 head of cattle and you're driving them horseback to MT to live off the land and will take the nickname Dutton?
...They don't have lifted minivans in Montana?