Funny story, I went to the Goodwill two days in a row. The first day I was looking at a nice stainless magnet knife rack. Thought it would be nice for tools if not the kitchen. Wasn’t sure if the price was good or not, sometimes their prices are really out of line. No internet in the store so I stepped out front.
I couldn’t have been standing outside more than a minute and was approached by an old cougar ******! She happened to be oh, I’d say 65 or 70 years of age

. Dressed in a nice sun dress. She walked up out of nowhere, this being in a plaza like you find most thrift stores.
I can’t remember the whole convo but it went something like this.
Her: Hi, are you taking a break?
Me: Yeah, at the Goodwill.
Her: (Swirling around me) Oh you are. What’s your name?
Me: is that the first question you ask someone?
Her: The first question I asked you was are you taking a break.
Me: I guess that’s true, you got me there.
Her: So what’s you name. Where ya from?
Me:

(seriously lady?) I’m the XYZ man (as I gestured at my uniform and company vehicle). Have a nice day (I walk toward my vehicle).
Her: You wouldn’t happen to be going by Walmart now would you?
Me: Uh, no, sorry I’m not going by Walmart.
I left completely forgetting about the knife rack.
Next day I went back (no old prostitutes in sight) and the rack was gone. I asked but it was sold. Only myself to blame for hesitating. I found these few items though.
A neat Rock calendar from 1984 full of bands, a Lufkin tape measure, and a flintlock gun that I was quite surprised to find. The gun was only 5.99 but I’m not sure what it is. No marking whatsoever, not even a made in China. The hammer locks and it shoots like a toy, but heavy and too nice. Doesn’t look like it would fire anything. Ornate die cast and wood. Maybe a pirate costume gun, or cheap replica?