Old Man Roger
Well-known member
I went out foraging yesterday, all I got was a flat tire.
Whomp whomp waaaaaugh!!! That’s so deflating!!!
Is that the noise the tire made?Whomp whomp waaaaa






Is that the noise the tire made?
Or the first two the tire, the third you?
Nice find on the Boos! I have yet to run into one in the wild.Some plierenches
The answer to that question is "At least, ** more than I already have!", where ** is the number of clamps you have in your hand at the moment.

When my wife saw me toting them through the store she asked how many clamps do I really need?…..
Snerk. And true! Apparently an affliction so popular that it has reached funny mancave sign status. @Smokeshow69 has a good one. (If it wouldn't be taken as making light of a terrible and potentially fatal pregnancy disorder, writing an alternative definition for eclampsia would be fun.)The answer to that question is "At least, ** more than I already have!", where ** is the number of clamps you have in your hand at the moment.
There are a few great clamp images out there. One is a guy doing a wooden boat clamp up, using hundreds of clamps it seems.When my wife saw me toting them through the store she asked how many clamps do I really need?…..




It’s right here in my garageSnerk. And true! Apparently an affliction so popular that it has reached funny mancave sign status. @Smokeshow69 has a good one. (If it wouldn't be taken as making light of a terrible and potentially fatal pregnancy disorder, writing an alternative definition for eclampsia would be fun.)
That's the one!It’s right here in my garage

They loved their blue.Herbrand stubby Phillips,
For a Walker-Turner machine. I have a few, posted in the DOE thread.“Driver” doe
Shoe Button Setter with Cutter. Nice find!Bernard Schollhorn
TechnologyTeacher just became the undisputed USUCK champion.
Not so fast, Moosebreath.
While I can appreciate the enthusiasm for TT's find viewed as an impressive value/dollar spent ratio, that's not the way we do it here on the garage sale thread.
As stated in the first post, I've been keeping very close tabs on the number of "You *****" received by our illustrious Garage Salers and obviously I need to report the (close enough to) half-year standings.
For brevity's sake, I will report only those who are sucking it in double digits.
With 10 You *****, we have: firstyearchevelle, NYBODYMAN, Provincial & seber
At 12: freudianfloyd
At 13: Old Radar
And way out in front there's a tie at 17 between bmwrd0 & saukit
There have been a total of 237 You ***** awarded so far, and with the double-digit suckers pulling in only 99, there are plenty of contenders drafting closely in the second rank looking to make a break for the lead--and the summer GS season just started yesterday!
Keep up the good work, everyone!!
Not so fast, Moosebreath.
While I can appreciate the enthusiasm for TT's find viewed as an impressive value/dollar spent ratio, that's not the way we do it here on the garage sale thread.
As stated in the first post, I've been keeping very close tabs on the number of "You *****" received by our illustrious Garage Salers and obviously I need to report the (close enough to) half-year standings.
For brevity's sake, I will report only those who are sucking it in double digits.
With 10 You *****, we have: firstyearchevelle, NYBODYMAN, Provincial & seber
At 12: freudianfloyd
At 13: Old Radar
And way out in front there's a tie at 17 between bmwrd0 & saukit
There have been a total of 237 You ***** awarded so far, and with the double-digit suckers pulling in only 99, there are plenty of contenders drafting closely in the second rank looking to make a break for the lead--and the summer GS season just started yesterday!
Keep up the good work, everyone!!







Snerk. And true! Apparently an affliction so popular that it has reached funny mancave sign status. @Smokeshow69 has a good one. (If it wouldn't be taken as making light of a terrible and potentially fatal pregnancy disorder, writing an alternative definition for eclampsia would be fun.)
There are a few great clamp images out there. One is a guy doing a wooden boat clamp up, using hundreds of clamps it seems.
Similar to this, but a more straight on shot, with more clamps.
Another of a luthier glue up, using about 30 on a small body glue up. About this density, but using regular clamps the form the body, not glue down the soundboard.
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I simply told her I didn't have this style clamp yet and wanted to try them out but, I will be sure to keep all of the other responses in mind for future clamp purchases.It’s right here in my garage![]()
For Everyone:Does it have to say "You ****" to count? Lots of us are guilty of getting creative. I try to at least include "****" in my accolades. I've seen references to low pressure that don't include "you" or "****."
Mike
Thanks! you got good tasteI have that same chair and paid more than $5.00 for it. Great find!
Jim