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OK I will not moderate your post on the non clocking screws as you did say BBQ, Beer and Pav for Australia Day.

Do we have to call the LAMB Police today ?

:lol: Have a great day kicking back relaxing.

Thank you, thank you HOTFR8 I can breath a sigh of relief now..

The Lamb police are welcome as there will be some great tucker on the barby and that includes a lamb chop or two..

I am not getting to over enthusiastic about much here today now that the door is done and will just potter in the shed.


Have a good one..
 

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I was told in no uncertain terms that this was my priority today..;)

The monkey is off my back now..

Regards

Hat's off to Mrs. 1/2 Cup. SWMBO finally put her foot down like the milk cow of so long ago and got your attention.

Sounds like you didn't take any heat over the brevity of the job. My dear father-in-law had put vise grips on a bathroom faucet where the handle had failed and the stem was damaged. They lived with it for several years. One day he set about to repair it, and, coming out of the bathroom bragged "only took five minutes". He got a lot of heat over that brag. Of course it took you about 74 minutes. Hopefully you dogged it a little so as to not look too bad for putting off such an easy job for so long.:rocker:
 

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Don't get me near your sons house as I would probably be clocking those screws for you. I'm sick.....:eyecrazy: I may even have a disease. :sad:
 
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1/2: since my mom was a RN (registered nurse) i can't recall ever going to the emergency room. i never lost a toe though and DAMN THAT HURTS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. I think my mom used a gross (a lot) of butterfly bandages instead of having me get stiches on my injuries over the years hence my nicks and cut marks on several parts of my body.

my uncle had a farm with maybe 50-100 cows and can't remember the bull, but maybe he put the bull away when the kids showed up. we used to play with them and since he lived on the river where we swam and the cows drank we usually encountered more than one fresh cow pie between our toes. MEMORIES!!

so might i suggest since i think you started all this SCREW CLOCKING that you head to the GREEN BOX STORE and pick up some hex shaped stainless screws like TWOBYTES used on his little BBQ dolly. then you are good to go and CLOCKED everytime.

funny you say about putting off Andrew's back door for a few months and it was 90 minute or so job. do you remember the little brick wall i made a few months ago that might have took 6 hours total that was on my HONEY DO LIST for maybe 26 years? i've made the mistake of putting off a project for one reason or the other and then getting to it and taking only a few minutes to GET R DONE. note to self don't have MANAGEMENT (my bride) watching if that happens.

cheers and enjoy your HOLIDAY!!
 
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Hat's off to Mrs. 1/2 Cup. SWMBO finally put her foot down like the milk cow of so long ago and got your attention.

Sounds like you didn't take any heat over the brevity of the job. My dear father-in-law had put vise grips on a bathroom faucet where the handle had failed and the stem was damaged. They lived with it for several years. One day he set about to repair it, and, coming out of the bathroom bragged "only took five minutes". He got a lot of heat over that brag. Of course it took you about 74 minutes. Hopefully you dogged it a little so as to not look too bad for putting off such an easy job for so long.:rocker:

Andy, I couldn't live another day with being consistently reminded that I had to replace the door by all and sundry and I have to admit its has sent a wave of calm and serenity over the place..

Your father in law is a brave man to make a statement like that let me tell you. I said nothing just packed my tools up calmly and said goodbye while the going was good.;)

Don't get me near your sons house as I would probably be clocking those screws for you. I'm sick.....:eyecrazy: I may even have a disease. :sad:

Finallygotit, I really think you should talk to someone about your illness it is contagious. I am one of the more fortunate survivors ( our support group meets on a monthly basis if you would like to attend) and can now clock both ways.:lol:


1/2: since my mom was a RN (registered nurse) i can't recall ever going to the emergency room. i never lost a toe though and DAMN THAT HURTS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. I think my mom used a gross (a lot) of butterfly bandages instead of having me get stiches on my injuries over the years hence my nicks and cut marks on several parts of my body.

my uncle had a farm with maybe 50-100 cows and can't remember the bull, but maybe he put the bull away when the kids showed up. we used to play with them and since he lived on the river where we swam and the cows drank we usually encountered more than one fresh cow pie between our toes. MEMORIES!!

so might i suggest since i think you started all this SCREW CLOCKING that you head to the GREEN BOX STORE and pick up some hex shaped stainless screws like TWOBYTES used on his little BBQ dolly. then you are good to go and CLOCKED everytime.

funny you say about putting off Andrew's back door for a few months and it was 90 minute or so job. do you remember the little brick wall i made a few months ago that might have took 6 hours total that was on my HONEY DO LIST for maybe 26 years? i've made the mistake of putting off a project for one reason or the other and then getting to it and taking only a few minutes to GET R DONE. note to self don't have MANAGEMENT (my bride) watching if that happens.

cheers and enjoy your HOLIDAY!!

drives, as kids we were forever in and out to the doctors for injuries for one thing and another due to our misadventures my mum was pretty good with the first aid thank fully. Apart from loosing my little toe you can add 2 x broken arms, one broken collar bone, one broken nose ( motor bike ) and numerous other wounds that required a stitch or two. I am just glad there was not anything worse.
My youngest brother still has 22 rat shot pellets in his upper leg that the doctor couldn't remove at the time but we won't talk about that one.

Nothing like the feel and smell of fresh cow dung oozing through your toes, yep just memories now...

I know I should practice what I preach, guilty as charged.

I just used up the tech screws I have and I was not going to get more from Bunnings ( big green box store ) Any projects that I have in future I should take on board TwoBytes recommendation..:thumbup:

I do remember your brick planter back in March, that looked a treat.:thumbup:

The worst thing I find is getting all you need together to start the job in the first place, then it goes in the too hard basket.


Having a great day doing not a lot.:thumbup:

Have a good one..
 
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That may need an explanation to our friends outside the AU other wise they may think you have a clay pottery wheel in the shed as well :lol:. Mind you with your talents I would not put it past you as you would know how to wire up a kiln. ;)

HOTFR8, it goes like this:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/potter_around

Alternative forms[edit]
putter around (US)
Verb[edit]
potter around ‎(third-person singular simple present potters around, present participle pottering around, simple past and past participle pottered around)
(chiefly Britain) To potter, to be gently active doing various things in an almost aimless manner.
I like to relax pottering around the house doing this and that at the weekends.
Synonyms[edit]

Work with clay, never.

Wire a kiln, been there done that.

We call it puttering around. I assume that's a right hand drive version:eyecrazy:

Or does he have a kiln?

He's been hiding.

Andy, ref to the above Wiktionary cut and paste..

A pretty good guess there Andy :thumbup: and you know it would not surprise me considering his talents.

HOTFR8, I did pottery in school 40 years ago and it was one art class that never span my wheels.

:lol:

I will be cranking up the barby in a couple of hours, next door had a bbq breakfast this morning and the smell was to die for..:drool:
 

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HOTFR8, it goes like this:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/potter_around

Alternative forms[edit]
putter around (US)
Verb[edit]
potter around ‎(third-person singular simple present potters around, present participle pottering around, simple past and past participle pottered around)
(chiefly Britain) To potter, to be gently active doing various things in an almost aimless manner.
I like to relax pottering around the house doing this and that at the weekends.
Synonyms[edit]

Work with clay, never.

Wire a kiln, been there done that.



HOTFR8, I did pottery in school 40 years ago and it was one art class that never span my wheels.

:lol:

I will be cranking up the barby in a couple of hours, next door had a bbq breakfast this morning and the smell was to die for..:drool:

Well Done (Explanation and with the BBQ)....:) .
You never do anything by 1/2's.

Hmmmmmmmm.......BBQ breakfast. If the smell was so good I would be hanging off the fence.
 
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Well Done (Explanation and with the BBQ)....:) .
You never do anything by 1/2's.

Hmmmmmmmm.......BBQ breakfast. If the smell was so good I would be hanging off the fence.


HOTFR8,


Believe me it got the taste buds going, so much so I called into Maccas on the way to Andrews this morning..
It was just so cruel..

BBQ and Beers time now...
 

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HOTFR8,


Believe me it got the taste buds going, so much so I called into Maccas on the way to Andrews this morning..
It was just so cruel..

BBQ and Beers time now...

After I take it the lovely aroma of a BBQ breakfast cooking Maccas would be cruel. No doubt you will have made up for it by now.

QST on Friday no doubt with the door job at Andrews done and dusted.
 
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After I take it the lovely aroma of a BBQ breakfast cooking Maccas would be cruel. No doubt you will have made up for it by now.

QST on Friday no doubt with the door job at Andrews done and dusted.

HOTFR8, we certainly have done that BBQ, beer and Pav for sweets.:drool:
What better way to go on Australia day:thumbup:


No budgie smugglers or flip flops today though:scared: not a great look on this black duck..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=budgie smugglers

http://budgysmuggler.com.au/

QST tomorrow, just pottering as you do.

The Mk II version of your Christmas tree light controller has started.

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While there is some calm in the storm I have to build yet another controller for the traffic lights I scored some time back.

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Any way yet another WIP ( work in progress )

Have a good one, I have no more doors to replace..:rocker:
 
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I really had a good laugh out of this one :lol::lol::lol:

Hugo , especially seeing that I mentioned in your thread about clocking screws..:lol_hitti

Now that is more like it. No more door jobs, clocking screws etc. and a real Shed Down Under project. :rocker:

HOTFR8, I agree 100 %:thumbup:

It is one of those projects that will tick along in the back ground.

Andrew has not finished the sub frame and running gear for the MG F so while there is a break in the traffic its game on.:3gears:

I am not sure if you remember but some time back I up rated the castors on my small fabrication table.

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I have been tripping over the old ones so I have decided to make a light duty dolly out of them as I have found my other two are just so handy for moving stuff around.

This dolly will be primarilly for my solar powered E bath/Battery charging station so that it can be moved in and out of the shed easily and should I need to move things around be quickly stripped of the solar panel to do so as I will not permanently fix anything.

Just ideas that I have had kicking around for a while now but were never a priority.

Have a great day and thank you one and all for your visit..:thumbup:
 
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been a long time since I visited this but the only thought that goes threw my mind is that somebody else clocked the screws?

the rest of the GJ world wonders!

Sub, I seems like whether you clock your screws or not that this topic almost deserves a thread on its own until it gets closed.:shocking:

I have admitted to this foible in the past.:eek:

That said there are times when clocking screws is a non negotiable and then there are times when it is an acceptable practice not to clock your screws IMHO.

Have a good one and thank you for dropping by..
 
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Hello.... my name is Coop... I'm a Screw Clocker...


Coop, I will bet you feel so much better now that you have fessed up, that's one brave confession...:lol_hitti


Is the electro the first step or the 12 step?

And how many times due you have to repeat that step?

Sub, the electro therapy is only used in extreme situations where patients are truly reticent about their inner thoughts..:lol_hitti
 

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I'm starting to understand now. Self administered electro-therapy may have inadvertently saved me from the pain and embarrassment of chronic screw clocking. I have self administered the treatment several times over the years in an effort to avoid the high cost of electricians. Talk about a win-win!
 
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I'm starting to understand now. Self administered electro-therapy may have inadvertently saved me from the pain and embarrassment of chronic screw clocking. I have self administered the treatment several times over the years in an effort to avoid the high cost of electricians. Talk about a win-win!

Andy, being a sparky I have had a few inadvertent shocks in my time but never consistent enough to cure me.;)

Ooooooooooo......electrotherapy!! 120 or 240 volt?

:evil:

Did I ever tell you how much I like my TENS device?


:FIREdevil

:D

Finallygotit, most definitely 240 volts or 415 volts at 50 htz in this neck of the woods it really livens the senses let me tell you..

I have never tied a TENS device.. Do they work ok??

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcutaneous_electrical_nerve_stimulation

Thanks guys, have a good one..
 

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it makes a lot of sense. Since nerve signals are electrical. Maybe it's a little like degaussing of pain which does not have a direct injury like a cut.

I've never tried it. I will add that my wife has received significant relief from arthritic pain by the use of essential oils. doctors weren't helping and she got to where she could not walk. She now walks with a walker so long as she applies the oils twice per day. Doctors have told me that essential oils get no research because pharmaceutical companies cannot patent them. So without research doctors cannot prescribe them. Interesting dynamic.
 

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I have done the self electro shock 3-5 times on 110 volt, 1 time at 220 and that has been enough for me!

Got the electric fence once when I was wee lad of 7 years old also!


As soon as I start clocking screws I'll be sure to report back!
 

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ALL: I've had acupuncture with electricity lighting up the needles. talk about firing up the NERVES. BTW if you haven't tried acupuncture you are in for a treat and it might help the condition you are needing some help with.

my wife had terrible hay fever and with maybe 4 acupuncture treatments and some herb drinks that smelled like piss she no longer has the runny eyes and nose all spring.

cheers and i recall getting a 220 shock one time with a cold one in my hand at a friend's antique store when i think i was 20 and the cold one went FLYING and i never plugged in his air conditioner again.
 

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I have done the self electro shock 3-5 times on 110 volt, 1 time at 220 and that has been enough for me!

Got the electric fence once when I was wee lad of 7 years old also!


As soon as I start clocking screws I'll be sure to report back!

Electric fences. Wheee! I strung one around my barn instead of running power to the back. Put the wire about eight feet high. Had pipe panels at he back of the barn, five feet high. I crawled over the panels many times in too big of a hurry to open a gate or to see farther out into the pasture. About one in ten times I would hit the hot wire with my back. Can't let go, can't jump. Electro-therapy. I finally put in a permanent fence and took the wire down. I still hug the panel if I crawl over it. I've been trained.

Had a cousin, took a leak behind the barn and his dad had moved an electric fence. He hit it with a a stream of electrolytic fluid which proved to be a great conductor. Painful. Said even after his bladder filled he couldn't convince his little guy to let go again.
 

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ANDY: I sorta remember that peeing on an electric fence was not going to be good, but thought it was an OLD WIFE'S TALE. WOW that had some images going through my head of some medical tests that are equally uncomfortable.

1/2: back to CLOCKING SCREWS?? or would you recommend us all buy stainless hex headed screws that CLOCK THEMSELVES??

cheers
 
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it makes a lot of sense. Since nerve signals are electrical. Maybe it's a little like degaussing of pain which does not have a direct injury like a cut.

I've never tried it. I will add that my wife has received significant relief from arthritic pain by the use of essential oils. doctors weren't helping and she got to where she could not walk. She now walks with a walker so long as she applies the oils twice per day. Doctors have told me that essential oils get no research because pharmaceutical companies cannot patent them. So without research doctors cannot prescribe them. Interesting dynamic.

Andy,[/B]
Mrs 1/2 Cup has yet to explore the essential oils option both for her back and knee. She had an MRI a couple of weeks back and her knee has a mild meniscus tear which does not need surgery fortunately but it was one of those moments as she twisted the wrong way pruning roses of all things. I will pass on your advice..:thumbup:

I have done the self electro shock 3-5 times on 110 volt, 1 time at 220 and that has been enough for me!

Got the electric fence once when I was wee lad of 7 years old also!


As soon as I start clocking screws I'll be sure to report back!

Sub, hurt, pain and agony..:shocking:

Jumped an electric fence myself when I was knee high to a grass hopper in shorts, not nice...:shocking:

ALL: I've had acupuncture with electricity lighting up the needles. talk about firing up the NERVES. BTW if you haven't tried acupuncture you are in for a treat and it might help the condition you are needing some help with.

my wife had terrible hay fever and with maybe 4 acupuncture treatments and some herb drinks that smelled like piss she no longer has the runny eyes and nose all spring.

cheers and i recall getting a 220 shock one time with a cold one in my hand at a friend's antique store when i think i was 20 and the cold one went FLYING and i never plugged in his air conditioner again.

drives, that's another treatment that Mrs 1/2 Cup has not tried at this point in time.

I will certainly pass on your thoughts as well.

At work we are not permitted to work live full stop ( apart from in service testing ) the risks are just too great.

Electric fences. Wheee! I strung one around my barn instead of running power to the back. Put the wire about eight feet high. Had pipe panels at he back of the barn, five feet high. I crawled over the panels many times in too big of a hurry to open a gate or to see farther out into the pasture. About one in ten times I would hit the hot wire with my back. Can't let go, can't jump. Electro-therapy. I finally put in a permanent fence and took the wire down. I still hug the panel if I crawl over it. I've been trained.

Had a cousin, took a leak behind the barn and his dad had moved an electric fence. He hit it with a a stream of electrolytic fluid which proved to be a great conductor. Painful. Said even after his bladder filled he couldn't convince his little guy to let go again.

Andy, you are making me squeamish just thinking of the prospect..

Electric fences and the 1/2 Cup don't mix .

ANDY: I sorta remember that peeing on an electric fence was not going to be good, but thought it was an OLD WIFE'S TALE. WOW that had some images going through my head of some medical tests that are equally uncomfortable.

1/2: back to CLOCKING SCREWS?? or would you recommend us all buy stainless hex headed screws that CLOCK THEMSELVES??

cheers

drives I have never peed on an electric fence and its an experience I can do with out..

As for clocking screws and buying the new hex heads I have use up my existing stocks first so do not be surprised that there is a few shockers coming up.

Apologies in advance.

Have a great day and thanks for your feedback..
 

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1/2, the essence of the last two pages is to go to the rural supply shop, grab a large electric fence generator and two coat hangers and 1/2 litre of chainsaw bar oil. When your wife is asleep fire up the fence generator and connect it to the two coat hangers, dip the ends in the bar oil, then carefully sit out of swinging range and gab you wife with them on each leg. That should get her to forget all about her pain!!...But I do urge you to run quickly.
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1/2, the essence of the last two pages is to go to the rural supply shop, grab a large electric fence generator and two coat hangers and 1/2 litre of chainsaw bar oil. When your wife is asleep fire up the fence generator and connect it to the two coat hangers, dip the ends in the bar oil, then carefully sit out of swinging range and gab you wife with them on each leg. That should get her to forget all about her pain!!...But I do urge you to run quickly.
LOL

Terrick, I best check on both our insurance policies first up...:lol_hitti:lol_hitti:lol_hitti

:spit: Struth........:lol:

Terrick, I have enough on the go at present and do not have time to attend 1/2's funeral.

HOTFR8, what:headscrat do I read that right.:shocking:

Make sure you sign my funeral attendance book..;)
 
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