Best one-line advice?

[sammm]

Don't touch my junk.

 

[chopper1]

He who dies with the most tools is still dead.

 

[Theloniousmonk]

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-socrates

 

[mofo62]

"The pain of purchase soon dissipates."

"A tool is expensive only if it's not being used" or words similar. I think I read that on this site somewhere.




Example: My friend says my Kreg Jig ($99.99) is too expensive and my Jawhorse ($180.00) is too expensive. But I use them now in winter probably 3 - 4 times a week and sometimes more.

My dad once toldme "son marry a woman with small hands it'll make your **** look bigger"

V!

 

[Painter123]

"Bust a deal, face the wheel!"

 

[Lkdelta]

If you're going to do it, do it right the first time

 

[toolmaker1]

$hit happens, deal with it !

 

[Wackerjr]

The difference between an amateur and a professional... is a professional knows how to fix his f*%k ups.

 

[cruiser808]

From our islands pigeon english: "If can, can; if no can, no can. "

 

[amolaver]

life is a terminal ******** transmitted disease

 

[LSVLance]

"Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part..."

 

[timgr]

Chance favors the prepared mind - attributed to Louis Pasteur.

In the same vein - Be prepared.

 

[MN4x4]

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

Drink upstream from the herd.

When it comes to ulcers, I'm a carrier. I don't get 'em - I give 'em.

 

[ghnl]

My Dad (WW2 pilot) would say, "Murphy was an optomist" (i.e Murphy's Law).

 

[Daddy_Rabbit]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, miss a couple of payments.

 

[antolod]

If you have time to lean, you have time to clean!

 

[OccupantRJ]

Education is what you get when you read the fine print, Experience is what you get when you don't!

 

[TDITS]

From dad. Son if you aren't in bed by midnight, you might as well come home

 

[Dust]

Man is a substantial emigrant on a pilgrimage of being, and it is accordingly meaningless to set limits to what he is capable of being.
--José Ortega y Gasset

The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands.
--Robert Pirsig

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
--Bill Hicks

If you nail two things together that have never been nailed together before, some shmuck will buy it from you.
--George Carlin

If you make something idiot-proof, they'll just make a better idiot.

A rookie points out every mistake he makes; a professional keeps his mouth shut.

There is no such thing as overkill.

 

[PSYKO_Inc]

Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid.

Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[Flatland Dave]

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

You can learn more by listening than by talking.

 

[mkdive]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes!!!


To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail.
—Abraham Maslow
...
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
—Ellen Goodman

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
—Lily Tomlin

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
—William Arthur Ward

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
—Albert Einstein

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
—Sam Levenson

Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan

 

[jwh]

Never try to pull one over on the cops, chances are they've already tried everything you can think of.

 

[aar0s]

If you dont have time to do it right then you must have time to do it over.

 

[Lookin4'67Galaxieconv]

Better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

 

[Finley]

torque it down til it strips...then back it off a quarter-turn

 

[2chipped]

<H1 id=header_title>

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds dicuss events;
Small minds discuss people;

Friendship is the only thing free.

If you have a boondoogle GJ works better than google.

A borrower is a servant to the lender.

IMHO may not be that humble.
</H1>

 

[badinf]

"If you think you cant, your right"

"Cant never done sh!t"

 

[petawawarace]

"If you still can't fix your problem with a hammer, chances are it's electrical"

"Having a 7 second Ford is like coming out of the closet.....at first you surprise everyone, but at the end of the day, your still gay"

 

[nexum1919]

Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid.

Don't eat yellow snow.

Blue snow is not good either.
(I live near O'Hare International airport)

 

[Garage_Mahal]

If the wimmin' don't find ya handsome, at least let 'em find ya handy.

 

[NJHandyGuy]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, miss a couple of payments.

oh i need one that under my signature

 

[Ocular Engineer]

If it f*cks, flys or float, you are better off renting it.

You can pour syrup on **** but it don't make it flapjacks.

God hates cowards. Go for it!

Good enough never is.

 

[JayMc]

Don't judge people by their relatives.
If we were all judged by our relatives, none of us would have jobs.

 

[hofferwood]

M.Y.O.B
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
Chuck

 

[DrkMtnDew]

How'd ya hurt ya, cut ya, burn ya?

Watch This...

 

[PSYKO_Inc]

Blue snow is not good either.
(I live near O'Hare International airport)

I promise you it's not blueberry flavored

 

[smschriefer]

If you want to play in the big leagues expect big league results.

 

[stroh]

When the mind is weak, the body suffers. Hear me now,believe me later (tell that to the bossman all the time). The 6 P's (Prior planning prevents piss poor performance).

 

[VegasBruce]

Tools are stupid, you have to use your brain.