oldironfarmer
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Glad you had an interesting day, and no one was hurt.
The bent wheel, that wasn't cast aluminum by any chance...
The bent wheel, that wasn't cast aluminum by any chance...
Bob you have had enough excitement for a while now an as Andy said no one was hurt.

Driving in high heels! No wonder.

Probably applying eye shadow at the time.
The excitement never ends does it?
That was quite a tree you had removed. I'm glad the trees don't get that big here.![]()
I would save that to eat with some Swedish cheesecake (ostkaka) and whipped cream.Hi JC, a Dodge RAM gave the Cruiser a rear-end love tap a decade ago and he wasn't on his phone either. Obviously the statistics are made up. You can see the stoplight at the next intersection from my house (a quarter mile ahead) so burnouts begin when it turns green.Wow your right she rally nailed that chipper. not texting or speeding yeah right lol
JB, this was over the top for our more recent parties. In the old days Liane answered the door when the police arrived and screamed "Oh goody, it's the Police -- I have all your albums!" Now she just says "Bob, it's for you."Wow Bob you do know how to throw a party! Glad it didn't end up worse for all involved.
JB
Steve, I bought one of those little video cameras that connects to a USB port and thought of aiming it at the street but I would now have six years of video footage with five seconds of excitement. She missed the mailbox and even the orange cone. Everyone who has ever hit our mailbox has been going pretty slow, based on the damage to the thin sheet metal box. Even if you hit it at 90mph, I doubt it would make you go airborne.Bob, it all goes on outside your house, I think you need cctv out front, it would make for some interesting videos, I trust the mail box survived.
That's a lot of work removing the tree, it looked like it needed doing,hope you don't lose to much shade.
Mmmm, raspberry jam, the jam of jams, imo.
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Simon, at least she didn't hit the brakes or smear her makeup.Driving in high heels! No wonder.
John, I'm no expert but I'd guess five inches.How high of a heel were they?
And Bob, have you not learned anything on here? What did the high heeled person look like? LOL
The important thing is no one was injured. Was the palm tree damaged by the tongue?
So how was the rest of your day?
Hi Andy, about as exciting as they get for me. Pretty sure she was belted in and the air bags did their job as well.Glad you had an interesting day, and no one was hurt.
The bent wheel, that wasn't cast aluminum by any chance...
Steve, I might say the same for you. I hope your future hospital stays are few and far between. Apparently I didn't make it clear to my invisible friend to watch over you, Sarah and JBMath's nephew. Not her fault, I dropped the ball.Bob you have had enough excitement for a while now an as Andy said no one was hurt.
Rian, Andy's first concern, as always, was the human involved. Providing a good home for a crippled aluminum rim was just another example of the depth of his generosity.Steve,
I don’t think what Andy said had anything to do with the luckless driver, but rather another alloy wheel to turn into something useful or interesting.![]()
Great to see you back Dan! I was thinking the same thing. These exciting moments remind me how fragile our lives really are -- another two inches to the right and that girl's future could have been totally different.Probably applying eye shadow at the time.
The excitement never ends does it?
That was quite a tree you had removed. I'm glad the trees don't get that big here.![]()
BF, you are absolutely right!That girl was lucky she didn't hit that shredder square on![]()
Stewart, you did your job from afar -- only the machines got hurt.Did some say stilettos? Something about an accident? I’m thinking I need to investigate! Nobody gets injured on my watch.
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Philip, I admit to reading the newspaper paper while driving on the Long Island Expressway. In my defense, we were at a dead stop and the car was in Park. You'd be surprised how many things can be taken care of while using that road.I was stopped at a red light for the cross-street on a major SE Florida arterial road, several cars back. A middle-aged female rear-ended my GMC pick-up hard-enough to do >$1K in damage which isn't that much, but I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for it!
She told the accident investigator, "hey, I was applying my make-up!" as-if that's a legitimate excuse to hit another vehicle.
Jim, you know they did. The owner is from Georgia and they are used to big trees needing a trim but this one was a surprise to him.Bob, those human termites sure earned their payday working on that tree. What a mess!
Patlun, I agree on the decision to let the pros take care of this monster. As always, my wife got advanced notice on the accident and suggested we move the chipper off the road and park it on our driveway. I get to hear another chorus of "I told you so" and the owner loses use of the chipper while it is in the shop being repaired.That was a large chunk of wood you had there. Seems like a good decision to let the pros do the work. And then some excitement on the road outside. Great that only dead things was hurt.
And blackberry jamI would save that to eat with some Swedish cheesecake (ostkaka) and whipped cream.

In the old days Liane answered the door when the police arrived and screamed "Oh goody, it's the Police -- I have all your albums!" Now she just says "Bob, it's for you."

Thank you John.Good morning Bob!,
What difference. Thanks for the update.
Hope you have a great day.
Andy, I signed up for Cranky Old Man training. Looks like I'll be spending more time in the front porch rocker with a wooden shotgun in my lap.My sides are hurting. Please make him stop.
Craig, I wasn't expecting that and she was really fast.No photos of the high heeled chipper abuser?![]()
Eugene, for many years a gray fox lived in the tree and later we had a racoon family. Now we have a really pissed-off village of squirrels that I expect to invade my attic. It was definitely an interesting ecosystem but it was in a terrible location.That is not so much a tree as a micro ecosystem! Deceptive amount of wood taken out of it. Looks like a lot of extra sunlight coming into the yard now too. Did they have to cut the power to work around the powerlines like they do here?
Simon, at least she didn't hit the brakes or smear her makeup.
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Simon, you're right about that.Did enough damage with out that.
Ric, this little village in Florida has its fair share of excitement. I am a tree hugger but that "thing" was no tree. It tried to poke my eye out and it has robbed me of at least a set of aluminum heads, roller cam and fuel injection system.Wow, Bob, the excitement never ends in Boca Raton! And that "tree" was just crazy!
Gwerth, thanks for stopping by.very cool
Philip, we had a lot of banyans in Boca Raton. Then we had that 2005 hurricane season with Wilma finishing off what Katrina left behind. We lost the slash pine in the back yard to Katrina and a bunch of palm trees to Wilma. That was the year we had Greek lettered storms. As the strongest storm ever recorded in the Atlantic at the time, Wilma made a mess of things. Oddly none of the Banyans in the median on 20th street from Dixie Highway to Federal Highway fell over. Sadly, neither did ours.Banyans and ficus trees make "spooky trees," as our 6 y.o. grandson calls them. There are lots of places in Miami-Dade Co where they are prevalent. Miracle Mile in Coral Gables, same street where it crosses the city line is SW 23 St in the City of Miami, has a large median of them. They recently got around to doing some planting to repair the damage to them from Hurricane Irma. The nearby neighborhood of Shenandoah in the City of Miami, which has many, many such trees, was hard-hit by that storm, and whole trees were ripped-out of the ground and toppled, totally-obstructing roads. The University of Miami campus suffered similar damage. Massive banyans, probably close-to 100 years-old, uprooted.
Steve, that really looks like a fun project and a beautifully executed one as well. Would you be interested in a paid vacation to Florida for some lumber and siding fun?Bob, Just a little follow on from our recent conversation,
Four days spent in my neighbours garden, all new stair case and handrails,
all new decking, front and right hand side, and every joist and beam underneath
doubled up and bolted together.
Donkey watch all day long, especially at lunch time.
Loved it all, probably the best job I'll have all year.
Steve![]()
Bob
I'm really good at diversion projects I'm always starting 2 or 3 new projects before I get the main project close to the finish line. But once in a while I get the urge to finish all the projects that are close to being done and then I feel like I had a great day and start several new projects in the following days
Right now I have 5 different tables with a different project on each one and I'm sitting in the house playing on the computer with no desire to go outside
Bob
I'm really good at diversion projects I'm always starting 2 or 3 new projects before I get the main project close to the finish line. But once in a while I get the urge to finish all the projects that are close to being done and then I feel like I had a great day and start several new projects in the following days
Right now I have 5 different tables with a different project on each one and I'm sitting in the house playing on the computer with no desire to go outside
Don and Mike, I feel so much better knowing I'm not alone. Liane would prefer I never start another project -- until she has an idea for one. I, on the other hand, have several thousand projects in my head that will never happen.Agreed Don, but I call it "project creep" or "scope creep", where one projects starts to creep and grow beyond its original scope or bleeds over into multiple other projects. Unfortunately I too and guilty of it.

I've a list as long as my arm, but i've already been told I'm building raised beds out of the railway sleepers that turned up the other week.



Welcome back Eugene! The mess on the driveway was completely expected. The silicone let loose but as soon as I removed the prybar, the flood stopped. I was able to get the majority in the drain pan. According to the shop manual I drained 4.4 quarts of fluid (some was left in the undisturbed torque converter). When I poured the drain pan into into a 5 quart jug, it filled to overflowing. Must have been a mistake in the manual because after 4 quarts I ran the engine to heat the fluid and it didn't register on the dipstick. It took another quart to fill. I did this once before when I pulled the TurboHydro 400 transmission on the old Corvette. I neglected to put anything in the tailshaft opening and dumped a huge pool of fresh B&M Trick Shift fluid on the garage floor. At least this stuff was the 46K mile OE fluid.Bob, sorry to see that the project creep while fixing your oil sending unit ended up with the mess on your floor. Hope there's enough time in the year when the benches are in a comfortable temperature to use.
When I was in high school, I used to be an EMT and we showed up to a call where a woman driving a tiny sports car managed to flip her car over because her little teacup dog jumped out the window and she stopped paying attention to the road. This was way before cell phones were common. She managed to crawl out without a scratch and was just glad her dog was fine. Hard to believe how easy people flip cars on residential streets, but it must be pretty easy.
Steve, the clean undercarriage is one of the benefits of living in Florida. There's a bit of salt in the air on windy days but none on the roads. We also get rain falling in barrels that rinses the dust off the road. The only bad time we get is when a light rain falls after a dry spell. Every intersection has a little oil slick on it and if you're not prepared, stopping can be real exciting.Bob,great work on the Cruiser,I'm amazed at how clean it is
underneath, where is all the rust, crud and muck thats under mine.
It makes me smile that you have a workshop in pieces but the bench gets done first,I've a list as long as my arm, but i've already been told I'm building raised beds out of the railway sleepers that turned up the other week.
My other list of projects are paying customers, so they are kept under control.
Steve
Ps, Get the kettle on,typed on way to the airport with Mjolnir, Earl Grey and some cash to pay for bed and board.
Philip, the pan is steel so OK is probably not OK with me dumping it there. We do have a nice man who comes by to pick up even small bits of scrap metal. I need to find his card -- I have some struts that need a decent burial.Are you going to send the oil pan to OK for being melted, and turned into something-else?
You are a wise man to assign priority to Lianne's bench project. You reap goodwill and matrimonial harmony.
Here is a pic from SW 23 St in Miami, east of Douglas Rd (SW 36 Ave) and as you see, it's a huge banyan. I bet it's 15 ft from one side to the other, of the trunk. I bet you're glad this wasn't in your backyard!
Craig, I may put a few stakes in the ground to see if there's a chance. Liane did mention how the carport would be the perfect place to store the '72 Vette while it is waiting my attention. She even hinted at one of those steel building ads. My worry is the cost. Not the cost of the structure, the cost of the payback. Do the words "Remember that building I let you have...." ring a bell?Bob, is that bench and park going to be in the footprint of that new shop I keep hearing about ?
I still think you could just ad or front of garage![]()
Dear brother Andy, you always see the bright side of things. I have many relaxing days when the "What are you planning to do today?" question brings it to a screeching halt and my answer always is "Nothing much". The next words I hear may be trivial, like "Can you glue my shoes back together?" but sometimes it's "The patio, walkways, sidewalk and road need a good pressure cleaning (she believes the road is ours to keep neat and clean).Wow! Where to begin. You've been busy.
First off, you are blessed that you don't have to worry and stew over your priorities. Life must be really easy.
I had the same thought, now it's going to take a Right of Eminent Domain action to get space for your new shop. Personally I think the park is just a diversionary tactic to limit progress. Better get your legal team in touch with hers. You might consider sleeping with one eye open until things have settled down.
Are you scheduling Sawdust Steve for a winter project? I would consider a work share arrangement. Suppose we can get him a green card? I guess the predominant work visa these days is called an F-2.
Great work on the PT Cruiser! Are you going to retorque the pan after a few heating cycles?
I had my hand out but that looks like a steel pan.
If it gets too hot in the kitchen come on out for a Busman's Holiday and lend me a hand. Maybe we could cast aspersions while forging a friendship. Oh brother.
Stewart, without the Internet, I have no clue which special tools I need. Used to be I would go to Sears or the auto supply store and look around. I do miss those Sears catalogs.Glad you were able to get the sender replaced. Kinda surprised you don’t have that socket already. It was probably my first speciality I owned.
Park? As in a place to park a Vette? Sounds about right to me. lol
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Steve your are spot on but I don't want to let Liane know. She loves sending me into the briar patch. If I work on the car without spilling something, bad things are sure to happen.Bob, busy is right but I will bet hat you enjoyed every minute of it. Great work on the PT like you I do the odd spill as well.
Bob, Just a little follow on from our recent conversation,
Four days spent in my neighbours garden, all new stair case and handrails,
all new decking, front and right hand side, and every joist and beam underneath
doubled up and bolted together.
Donkey watch all day long, especially at lunch time.
Loved it all, probably the best job I'll have all year.
Steve![]()

Rian, those Donkeys were just watching, unlikie Harley, who appears to offer advice. She's an amazing animal and I often wonder if she's really a cat. For certain, Harley doesn't know she's a cat.Donkey Scan.
Not quite a cat scan, but certain they kept an eye on you Steve.
It’s great getting jobs that break the routine.
Dan, I'm going to file that away for the future (writing it down -- not relying on questionable brain cells). Probably a good idea to use a sharp, 1/4" bit.Bob, had I known you were going to replace the trans pan, I would have suggested drilling a small hole in the side of the pan near the bottom to let the fluid drain out. Helps avoid the mess that you know is going to come.
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Drives, I don't think she was going much faster than the car in this video because she didn't slide very far on the roof.Bob: I can't even fathom how fast that gal must have been driving to FLIP HER CAR after hitting the chipper. OMG WTF??
AND she said she wasn't on the phone or texting or putting on lipstick?
glad to hear she's ok, but DAMN. i bet your workers have a good story to tell for years now.
sorry it has delayed your tree chipping/cutting, but i'm sure they'll be back to finish up soon.
enjoy your sunny spring while I try to get organized while it's raining more than not this week here in the PNW.
cheers