Junkmanryan
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Thread has derailed. Tell me how much of a ****** person I am.
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I wasn't expecting a perfect example, but I was expecting better. Picture says it all. Told him to start over, but 2nd attempt wasn't much better. So, how do you teach someone woodworking? Should I start at the very beginning and go over everything? Back to the basics? I take it the 'show me what you've got' tactic isn't a good method. Lost cause? What do you think? How should I go about this?
Have a friend that has been taking woodworking classes for two years that is trying to do some woodworking for money.

Both those tables are clunky and assault the eye. No design.
Boards were just stuck together with no attention to grain pattern.
Furniture should have delicate proportions that sing.
Those tables stomp into the room with muddy boots.
First, he should LOVE the beauty of different woods. He should delight in the perfection of a minimalist shaker piece. He should treasure a Pennsylvania Highboy or a claw and ball foot.
There are schools and there are schools. What kind of students are coming out of his?
We live in an industrial age. Manufactured objects fill all our basic needs for a minimum price.
For something handmade to command the price that it must, it must be exquisitely made. It must have artistry. He needs to learn the craft and then carry his skills further into that realm of art, to find a market.
Sorry, but I've burned up for firewood, better furniture than those examples.
If you want him to learn what he needs to, find him a mentor.
What he is doing so far isn't even good enough for rough carpentry.
Bill
Holy ****, could he not see how out of square that is? How the hell does he not know to make both end of a ******** table top the same width? Seriously, WTF happened to that one piece of wood on the right???

It's so far off, and so obvious, I can't help but wonder if the friend did it on purpose to troll him?![]()
I take it the one I built in 1st post is grouped into that?
to answer your question, no, I cannot teach woodworking.
I've tried. usually guys come over to use the shop and have me help them build something. I end up doing all the work while they watch. I try to explain why I am doing something, how to properly setup tools, the method, the processes, they usually don't get it...
here is my first table. actually my very first real piece of furniture I made in my shop as an adult since high school. followed plans from norm Abrams book...
took a few tries with the taper jig and ruined a couple of legs before I got it right, and the grain flows down instead of up on one of them, but it's how you learn--by doing.
you either get it or you don't...

to answer your question, no, I cannot teach woodworking.
I've tried. usually guys come over to use the shop and have me help them build something. I end up doing all the work while they watch. I try to explain why I am doing something, how to properly setup tools, the method, the processes, they usually don't get it...
here is my first table. actually my very first real piece of furniture I made in my shop as an adult since high school. followed plans from norm Abrams book...
took a few tries with the taper jig and ruined a couple of legs before I got it right, and the grain flows down instead of up on one of them, but it's how you learn--by doing.
you either get it or you don't...
Have a friend that has been taking woodworking classes for two years that is trying to do some woodworking for money. Can't say I'm thrilled about that as it's competition, but I promised I would give him some tips. I built a table a year or two ago, and had him look it over, and told him to build a similar one out of PINE. Not a terribly complex project. I told him to show me what hes got. Told him to work on it over the week while I was gone, and I would see what he accomplished when I returned Friday. Pictures are of the table I built.
To be continued...
Agree. And nice table. That looks like what we were doing in high school (and better), well a few of us. The shop teacher was a little old lady about 4'10" and she ruled with an iron fist. That includes the 250+ lb line backers. No fear. If you followed her lead, she could help you turn dead wood into fine furniture with ease. A few of us sold several pieces. I have not done much since then, mostly because I'm a car guy and didn't/don't have the proper equipment to do fine work. Good hand made furniture seems to always have a market, so I might regret not staying with it.
You gotta be joking. To post a friend's project and troll it on the internet is beyond dumb. Now that that's out of the way...
If you want to show off your project being way nicer than someone else's you first need to make sure that yours is worth showing. How the hell are you going to rip on someone else's furniture when yours is an unsanded, mixed-grain mess with no joinery and a bazillion screw holes. You literally screwed a bunch of boards together at right angles. Maybe some biscuits in there, I guess, but my money is on pocket screws for the top. Assuming you have a table saw you could have at least jointed the table top boards so you wouldn't have those huge gaps (you know, where all the lint is collected). Would it really be that hard to rip a 45 down those legs and biscuit them together? No, but you're pretty quick to get down on a buddy for being crappy at it too. I'll give you a pass on the lumber mill saw marks on the top since I assume you were going for the rustic look.
Look man, I understand this post sounds rough, but for god's sake... How would you feel if you sucked at something (like you do at woodworking), and your so-called "friend" posted pics of it on the internet and basically made fun of how ****** it was? Especially if the guy doing the bashing wan't very good at it himself. You can be pissed at me if you want, but you should probably be told that you're a ****** friend and take some of your own medicine. Since the guy can't stick up for himself then consider me doing it for him.
Ok, I'll show him a 3000 dollar table and tell him to build it. That way he knows what he is building is right.
Ok, I'll show him a 3000 dollar table and tell him to build it. That way he knows what he is building is right.
Feels kinda crappy, huh?

