Sorry about the long read...but I'm mad...been stewing about this since 2pm.
So, Today I go ahead and decide to pull the trigger on a 19.2 impact and drill combo set, 150 on sale for 100. I said, well **** I got some stuff that needs warrantying. One was my fathers ignition wrench, boxed end, but with the shiney chrome, and another his hand impact for screw bits, the one phillips bit tip was broke off. First off the guy tells me the impact didn't have a lifetime warranty, me and dad said Yes it does! and i pointed to the big business card sized print that said LIFETIME GAURANTEED along with the speel about satisfaction gaurantee, so then he goes on to tell me how He figured it wouldn't be warranteed because its an impact item, and said it never used to be warranteed and is a new thing, I then tell him how its atleast 5 years old if not 6 or 7 and he ignores me. He goes on to say how bolt extractors never used to be warranteed because of what they're used for. I told him, well by all means then, forget it! Stop warrantying ratchets, extensions, sockets, no sense, I mean, since they all get 'toqued and impacted on' they're wear items, theres no sense. Hes like welll and then stopped talking and then he tells me how they don't warranty abuse either and if a socket looks like its been hammered on he won't warranty it. I just looked at him. That pissed me off...I'll drive over the socket with a grapple skidder and he'll warranty it and he'll like it. regardless I didn't say anything, and after being led to the drill bit section, and having to lead my clueless

sears employee to the handtool section, and him asking the other cashier (it was like watching yogie and boo boo, except yogie and boo boo had more brain cells) if he should just warranty the whole package, because dad had kept it in the original package when not using it, just to keep it together. he gave us a whole new one, 25.99. Good, one down, one to go, And I thought that was the hard part

So Dad says, and this and hands him the broken wrench. I said yeah its an ignition wrench. The guy looks at the wrench, which has one end completely broke off and MIA and walks over and starts looking at combination wrenchs on the hooks, I said no...its a boxed end, you're in the wrong spot. He says "oh" and keeps looking there. He stands up "I Don't see it" I Said well you won't, its an ignition wrench, they come in those little sets in the bags. and its boxed end, those are open end. He just looks at me "Oh" and just looks at it dumb founded. and hes like I don't see that size. I'm like there isn't any there, those are the wrong ones. He's like Oh? are both ends shut like that? And points to the good boxed end. I said yeah its a boxed end wrench, both ends are like that. he wanders off to go find yogi bear, yogi says well we can't warranty that. I just look at him, instantly pissed all ready for a battle. He said they come in a set, so if you want to bring in the whole set we'll swap the sets out, but we can't give you just the one. I'm like well the other ones aren't broke. He said I know that but I have to have a whole set to swap it out. I'm like so whats the difference if I have a bunch of good wrenchs and one broken one, or if you have a bunch of good wrenchs, either way you have the same amoutn of good ones, you just swap the one out and take the set. he's like well I can't, nope. shaking his head. So Dad is an easy going guy, and says oh okay thanks. and starts to walk off, well I'm not that easy going, but it isn't my wrench so we walk around to the 19.2 drills and I'm bitching the whole time, on and on about how they're all stupid, not knowing what kind of wrench is which, I told him where to look, hes blind. I go over to the drills and the set I want is gone, and I ask the older gentleman because like i said about 4 feet from the counter, the other two are too dumb, they wouldn't know which one I was talking about. So he proceeds to tell me how they're all out of stock and if I want to come back thursday, they might have some more on the truck, and if I want to pay for it now, I can have the first one off the truck as soon as they come in, he's just not sure when they'll show up, but the next trucks thursday, so if they come thursday or 2 weeks or a month from now, either way the first one is mine. I said..no...I wanted it now. Can't you do something for me today? Like put together the set for that price or? He's like well I don't have it here...I'm like you do and hes like oh oh well no. I said "figured.." and looked around, found the 26 piece wrench set on sale , no sae, so I snagged the metric, I don't have much for wrenchs, I've only got a few combinatiosn that came with my 154pc set. Then I grabbed a pick set and head for the front desk. all this time I'm complaining to dad about them and how I shouldn't buy a wrench set because I'll have to save the case and all the wrenchs to get it warranteed, god forbid I loose one or if I take them and put them IN my toolbox. I go to the front desk, and the yogi asks me if I still have the wrench, and says just for us this one time he'll take care of it for us because he doesn't want to have us drive all the way back down here. Because earlier I complained about how its a 45minute drive and it isn't worth it for a ignition wrench. He comes back and says he can't find a boxed end but will we settle for an open end, dad says sure idc. so he comes back with two open end wrenchs, one for each size, comes to 11 dollars, that made me happy. But this whole time hes gone and coming back and what not the other cashier, boo boo as hes been referred to is standing there looking around at me and dad and whoever else, I was mad because I still hadn't been cashed out, he rung up my stuff and left it as I waited to swipe my gift card and hand him my 70 some odd dollars, must be he wasn't worried about it. So I ask boo boo if he knows how to ring me out and he says well oh yeah and does so right before yogi shows up with the two combination wrenchs.... not that all the time he wasted standing there would of meant anything to me

that concludes my sears expierence. Idk if I should be mad or should just laugh at how stupid sears staff is. They are definitly getting an email...I'm just wondering what I should ask for...I just got another sears gift card today from a friend for graduation so I'm going down friday before the sale ends for the impact and drill, definitly going to call first to see if they have it in stock, but what does everyone else think? If it wasn't for there pricing and qaulity I'd of walked out of that store and never come back, it'd be full time snappy ordering for me. But I'm just a student after all.