Does anyone else have the same problem I do when they go to the garage?

[35k0]

You mean the Menards $hits?

Maaaaaaaaaabye

 

[jd_1138]

Ozempic puts a stop to that

Be careful with that if it slows your bowels down. May wanna ask doc if u should add some bulk fiber to diet. Fiber will make the amount that you excrete more at a time thus getting that **** out of the intestines.

 

[jd_1138]

You mean the Menards $hits?

I **** 11% less at Menards than Home Depot or Lowe's.

 

[Hobby_Man22]

No I start off relaxed and take a dump beforehand when I wake up

 

[Doozer75]

This is not meant as a joke, but when I
go out to the garage, I almost immediately
have to go back in to the house for a
number 2. LOL It’s very aggrevating.
I’m not sure if it’s the smells, or the
anxiousness to get going on something
or maybe the exercise from the 75ft. walk
from the house to the garage or what.

Dude, this happens to me also.
Like freaking exactly.
Sometimes I have to go to the house 3 times to pinch a duce.
In the morning or in the evening, it does not matter.
I thought it may be the florescent lamps in my garage that
triggers my bowels. Then maybe it is the smell of my parts
washer, which is like paint thinners and old grease. It has
become so predictable, that when I return to the house, my
wife says, "You will poop?"
"Yes honey", I reply.
Then she says, "So jealous. I did not poop yet today".
Oh jeez. Thanks for that.
Then after I emerge, she always says, "Congratulations!"
It is some woman that I found, let me tell ya.

-Doozer

 

[Copymutt]

My dad always had this issue. I put a poop room in my garage when I built it.

Does anyone have this issue when visiting a big box hardware store? Asking for a friend......

Isle 26, bin 5

 

[ZRX61]

Be careful with that if it slows your bowels down. May wanna ask doc if u should add some bulk fiber to diet. Fiber will make the amount that you excrete more at a time thus getting that **** out of the intestines.

I've discovered that eating ice cream gets things moving... in fact it gets stuff moving so well that I think the ice cream is still cold when it comes out.

 

[35k0]

I **** 11% less at Menards than Home Depot or Lowe's.

I give 11% back to Menards whenever I visit.

 

[Notgrownup]

Since we’re talking $hit. Coffee, it keeps me regular. Morning, wake-up at 6-6>30 2 cups of coffee, take a **** good to go for the day. Peeing now that’s a different story. The garage is 50’ away from the house so it doesn’t bother me.

 

[dchawk81]

You mean the Menards $hits?

The Home Depoops?

 

[dchawk81]

I **** 11% less at Menards than Home Depot or Lowe's.

Scatisfaction guaranteed.

 

[3rdgendslmech]

Literally was talking to my coworker about this today. We were trying to decide wether its the bacon or the eggs for breakfast that does it. I'm usually up by 5:30-6 on the weekends. Somewhere between wake up and my 2nd cup of coffee bowel movement #1 takes place. Then I make breakfast for everyone. Kids usually want pancakes, and I'll make some kind of meat and egg sandwich for myself. Shortly after breakfast no sooner than I get in the barn, open the doors and turn the lights on, boom back to the house double time I go. LOL
It's been known to happen in the afternoons when it starts cooling down.....I blame it on the change in temps from the warm house to the cool barn.

 

[htmdude57]

I haven't experienced the "garage phenomenon". I looked up the Mariko Aoki thing, and that was named after a woman who had to go in bookstores. With me, I noticed the phenomenon when being in a Library. So, as the article says, maybe it is the smell of the old books? Several of you guys mentioned the smell of the gas and oil, so maybe there's something to the theory of smells that brings it on? And to the guy after the ice cream, I would say you might be lactose intolerant?

 

[Jeepster04]

I find that I have the best bowel movements when Im relaxed. Give me a cup of coffee and a good place to sit and relax, yeah, bathroom time!

 

[dchawk81]

I find that I have the best bowel movements when Im relaxed. Give me a cup of coffee and a good place to sit and relax, yeah, bathroom time!

It's almost a hobby. Worthy of the obituary even.

"Enjoyed backgammon, tennis, and a good poo."