All right, let's get down to brass tacks:
1. Epstein's Day starts on July 3rd (Central Time) and runs through Sunday night (July 5th). What this means is that Epstein's Day is not actually a day. It's three days. It just doesn't sound as good to say "Epstein's Days" so once again you've been subtly tricked by advertising.
2. In order to get the "deals" you have to be signed up for The Super Secret Garage Journal Pricing Group. How do you get signed up? Create an account on our website (
www.harryepstein.com) then DM me with your email and I'll take care of the rest. One thing to note:
YOU MUST BE SIGNED UP FOR THE PRICING GROUP IN ORDER TO GET THE DEALS! (Sorry for yelling)
3. If you want Box Art you might be looking at a longer wait so keep that in mind. Also I think the "comments box" in our checkout is a bit screwy so you might want to send an email if you really want a shark wearing a tuxedo that's on fire riding a bicycle. The Box Artist this year is Emmet and she likes to paint animals (especially birds) if you have any desire to make her happy.
4. Normally we like to get orders out the same day they arrive but with Epstein's Day we are not only inundated with orders but have to deal with a lot of special order stuff. You guys always catch us off guard and order heavy on something unusual like a left handed metric adjustable wrench. All of this is to say that expect more of a delay than usual. We try to be good at communicating about orders but because we're swamped we are less communicative (at least for the first couple days) so be patient and know that we're scrambling around trying to fill them as quickly as possible.
5. If you qualify for a t-shirt be sure to let us know what size you need. (M - L - XL - XXL) Email (
[email protected]) or DM's are acceptable. If you do qualify for a shirt and we don't get that info we will call you and leave an embarrassing message about your inability to follow directions. This also might delay your order.
Ok. Now that everyone's skipped over the boring part to get to the deals, here they are.

US made Voltec Extension cords
50' is $20.95
100' is $36.95

The introduction of a brand new Epstein's item called
"The $5 Mystery Bag" which is exactly what it sounds like. A strange collection of stuff from the depths of Epstein's basement. It could be one thing. It could be many things. It will definitely be unusual. Or maybe not! That's why it's a mystery.

Free Channellock key chain / stickers with the purchase of any Channellock item (while supplies last)

$100 worth of SK product gets you a limited edition Epstein's Day t-shirt. They look a lot like the one's last year except they're green. Will get a pic up once they come in. Also be sure to checkout out the deals we offer on SK's LP90 ratchet line (which you will only see if you've been initiated into the secret society).

10% off the entire line of Wright Tools

25% off almost all of the closeout deals on our website.

We are not above teasing you with other special deals as we get closer to the date.
That's it guys! If you have any questions, let me know, otherwise,
Thank you for supporting a small family business dedicated to US manufacturing and have a very loud Fourth of July!