Hello Customer, Welcome to
Elroy and Company.
How may Elroy
hep yoooou?
I understand you're a professional because you use only
Snap-off tools.
Why yes Mr. Customer we at
Elroy and Company are truly professional as we use
Snap-off tools exclusively.
Well Elroy, I have this rare part in the back of my truck that needs repair.
Dumb *** and Company down the street said they could fix it but when I saw their
Harbor Freight tools I ran out of that shop as fast as I could. I came straight to
Elroy and Company because you use
Snap-off tools exclusively.
Why you made a wise choice Mr. Customer. Lets go get the
Snap-off tools fork lift and we'll have a look see at your problem just as soon as we get it up on our
Snap-off tools work bench.
Opps, sorry about that gash in the side of your new pick up truck. Don't worry, Elroy will fix that right up. We have a fully equipped
Snap-off tools body shop just for these situations.
Opps, sorry we broke that casting on your rare part. Elroy will fix that right up. We have a fully equipped
Snap-off tools foundry just for these situations.
Would Mr. Customer like a cup of coffee while he waits? We have some freshly ground
Snap-off tools coffee. It's the best coffee in town because it's exclusively brewed in a
Snap-off tools coffee maker.
Oh there's your problem. It's just a loose bolt. Looks like all it needs is a new
Snap-off tools lock washer. Opps sorry I just stripped out that crappy 1/4"-20 thread in your priceless and irreplaceable part. Guess Elroy should have used his
Snap-off tools ratchet first instead of his 3/4"
Snap-off tools impact.
Feeling a little ill??
The restroom is just down the hall there, around the corner past the
Snap-off tools water cooler. It was just remodeled with a new
Snap-off tools water closet.
And Mr. Customer says. I'm getting the hell out of here and I'm going back to
Dumb *** and Company. At least they knew what the phuck they were doing.