Hilarious Chinese brand names on Amazon

[DSS]

I just got a notice from Amazon about a dog harness I have on my wish list, brand name : Rabbit goo.

 

[thool]

I saw a lot of bizarre "brand names" in the electronics category, here are USB cables:

I actually bought a pack of "Xiae" branded USB cables and they are quite good. Good fit, decent build, and when I filled out a survey they sent me another pack of 5 free.

 

[yatg]

Phuc Long (and prosper?)

Amazon.com

"The sweetness of jasmine and the slight bitterness of the tea creates a sense of pleasure and relaxation..."

 

[DAustin]

Jabberwoki, who is the woman in your profile?

Barbara Eden ( I Dream of Jeannie ) .

 

[Maui]

I couldn’t see most of her face, but she looked familiar. Now I know why. Thanks.

 

[mv213]

Their motto: “If JXMOX doesn’t spell quality, what does it spell?”

 

[Grokew]

I think the origin for Aspercreme may be that it provides an aspirin like analgesic benefit. The active ingredient shares some chemical functionality with aspirin. Maybe if they spelled it Asscreme, that would be a good name for a product for the 'roids.

Just like Nikzon Hemorrhoidal Creme?

 

[Torque Test Channel]

How about "Estink" https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0786LHRXZ/?tag=atomicindus08-20

But stupid brand names are not just on Amazon. Home Depot was selling "Defiant" brand flashlights. I don't want a defiant flashlight! I want a Compliant flashlight that turns on and stays on when I click the damn button.

Haha, actually going to buy that now.
This is my favorite thread ever, I hope it never ends

 

[qqzj]

Haha, actually going to buy that now.
This is my favorite thread ever, I hope it never ends

Why do you want to buy this one? Shouldn't the astro pneumatic set be a better set?

 

[Meursault74]

Just like Nikzon Hemorrhoidal Creme?

Wow, I had never heard of that before.

I guess that's what the 2 finger salute is for. That's how you apply it

 

[Torque Test Channel]

Why do you want to buy this one?

To destroy it of course, a funny name is even better.

 

[Lassen Forge]

Not a tool, but when we lived in the SF Bay Area, there was a popular asian restaurant named King Dong... it was rumored to give you more than a mouthful...

 

[DSS]

Found another winner:No cry

 

[jabberwoki]

Barbara Eden aka i dream of Genie, Spectacular eh.

 

[MAD]

Recent searches came up with products from "Kuntec" https://www.amazon.com/s?k=KUNTEC&ref=bl_dp_s_web_0 as well as "Kungfuking" https://www.amazon.com/stores/Kungfuking/page/293FB180-95F0-434B-83BF-A1157AD5744B?ref_=ast_bln

 

[66HertzClone]

Never got a picture of it but always wish I had. I saw a paint scraper with the company name on the handle. F U King Paint Scraper

 

[JRC3]

I was shopping Amazon a while back for cycling sunglasses... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MQTGLBF/?tag=atomicindus08-20





Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[isb cornbinder]

A big adjustable wrench. It was a real "nut" buster until I modified the adjuster and removed the SQUIRREL.

 

[Meursault74]

Came across this brand while searching. At first I thought they would have something to do with flatulence. Fartools

Amazon.com : Fartools

 

[IndyGarage]

I bought an assortment box of car body clips on Amazon. Obviously made in China.

The label said they were "Russian Description Product" in very bold letters.

 

[M635_Guy]

I can't bring myself to get rid of this even thought the rest are well known brands. If not allowed please delete

Several years ago when my two sons were in their early teens, we went to a place called "Pho 919" for dinner (Pho is pronounced "Fuh" for anyone one not familiar - it's a delicious Vietnamese soup). Anyway, the boys were talking as we left about the name being a little odd, and were kicking around alternatives. "Pho King" popped out a few minutes later, and they were having such a merry time with possible slogans I couldn't bring myself to tell them to cut it out. My wife almost wrecked the car from laughing though...

 

[tez929rr]

 

[RTM]

Someone was fired locally over the Asiana news story.

 

[aka Larry]

I recently bought a light fixture under the brand name SOLFART.

 

[Neggy]

I haven't even lifted an eyebrow at these names since Wang Computers in the late '70's.

we were discussing them the other day, my wife was one of the last 4 employees of Wang. They built HUGE office space in Lowell MA and it was empty except for the last 4.... the building later sold for about 4 cents on the dollar.

Like D.E.C., Wang missed the boat when it came to Personal Computers.

 

[JRC3]

... SOLFART.

*raises hand and nods proudly*

 

[BOOT]

I had to buy these cause they are black and say SUPER https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08WJ6VR7X/?tag=atomicindus08-20

 

[Two Speed]

Several years ago when my two sons were in their early teens, we went to a place called "Pho 919" for dinner (Pho is pronounced "Fuh" for anyone one not familiar - it's a delicious Vietnamese soup). Anyway, the boys were talking as we left about the name being a little odd, and were kicking around alternatives. "Pho King" popped out a few minutes later, and they were having such a merry time with possible slogans I couldn't bring myself to tell them to cut it out. My wife almost wrecked the car from laughing though...

You will like this one, from a nearby city, maybe your kids had a hand in naming it. =-)

Google Maps

Find local businesses, view maps and get driving directions in Google Maps.

www.google.com

 

[Gurp]

This thread was the laugh I needed today.

 

[vwpieces]

 

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[JRC3]

All that needs another K and A at the end. FUKUMARUKA

 

[Firebrick43]

I think I read somewhere that the chinese government outlawed new companies/brands from having "american" sounding names.

 

[Meursault74]

I wonder if that table lasts "Long time"

 

[Carbonara]

fukumaru is (among other things) not an uncommon name for pets in japan.

 

[David0858]

Hykolity LED lights, yes they are very hykolity

I just bought some a couple days ago. Haven't installed them yet but tested one to make sure it works.

 

[Ton ton]

I appreciate the news story.

 

[Snapped-off]

I just got a notice from Amazon about a dog harness I have on my wish list, brand name : Rabbit goo.

I bought a harness for my cat from them.

It's decent. She doesn't care for it but once she's outside she forgets about it.