Ok, here's the story of my unicorn deal. First, the bounty:
5x LED Lightbulbs and 1-Gallon of WD-40 Specialist Rust Soak
Monday night I was at the local HD hunting around for M18 Fuel Impact drivers and Toughboxes unsuccessfully. After giving up, I swung back by the actual clearance rack and saw these lightbulbs. They were something like 3.53 and regular price was 20$ so I figured that was a good enough deal to give them a try. Brought them home, put them in the living room and they were awesome! Really bright, and a nice warmth. Instant on (unlike stupid CFLs!) and supposedly they will last 20 years. I resolved to get the rest of them the following day.
On Tuesday, I went back to HD and grabbed the remaining 5 bulbs, then headed up to the Pro computer to look around a bit more. Sorted by all clearance and I noticed this:
I had just bought a gallon of Evaporust from HF for like 25$, and this stuff was even more, nearly 28$. It took me a while but I found them with the other rust products in automotive, and there was no clearance sticker. They were marked full price.
I brought the bulbs and the jugs up to self checkout and price checked. It rang up full price. I brought over the cashier and asked her for help showing that picture on my phone of the price for the Rust Soak. She called over what I assume was the manager... I showed him the picture and right away he got accusatory. "What is this? We don't do this this isn't ours. It's 28$" and I said "It's off your computer right over there. Let me show you".
I brought him over to the pro computer and it was still up on the Rust Soak page. He started swiping frantically saying "This isn't our app what is this thing you've put on here look at the URL this is fake" (The price checker app url is really weird like
https://www1.tsturil.teruiaosf14.com/fajwofpj) and I said "I'll show you how I got here." I closed the price check app. Reopened it, entered the SKU and tada it was right in front of him. He then said "This isn't right. This is for employees only not for you you can't use this. You have to use the website right here" and tried to open the HD website. I stopped him and said that I had received a survey on a receipt about a month ago asking if I'd used the Pro Computers, if they worked and were useful, if I had tried the estimators, the price checker app and so on. He said it was talking about using the website. And I said it specifically said "Price Checker App". I fought with him for a while telling him that it was obvious HD corporate wants these computers to be used by customers in this way and he kept telling me I wasn't allowed anymore and to stay off it. Then I said "So...?" and he said "Look I'll make you a once in a life time deal do you want the price or not?" and I said "Yes".
He brought me back over to the self-checkout and started scanning stuff. He said "Look just take one" and started to try to price adjust the rust soak. The computer wouldn't let him and he claimed it was because it was flammable... That made no sense to me but he said he can't do anything about it because they can't discount flammable items. WD-40 Rust Soak is not flammable, you can check the MSDS for it.
Then I said "Ok well... now what" and he got even more frustrated and said he'd just ring the rest up and make up the difference. He rang up my light bulbs and it was 15$... Not even enough to make up the difference on the rust soak. So then he started angrily rubbing his forehead a second and said "Just... Just go swipe over there. I'll charge you 0.05$ this one time just go do it." I swiped, it came up 0.05$. Got my receipt and walked out. As I went out the alarm went off because the Rust-Soak wasn't even rung up. And I left with my bounty for 0.05$. It was not at all fun though and it felt very accusatory and unprofessional. I definitely want to get clarification from HD corporate on the whole situation, I'm just not sure if it would be better to do it through email or on the phone.
Here's the receipt:
It wasn't a "real" unicorn deal though. It was a bizarro... borderline theft frustration unicorn deal.