Oh Man we better start on a twelve step program this very minute, Josh step away from that computer screen and turn off that E-bay web-site. repeat after me No more ratchets,No more Ratchets.
Step Two: You had better play with your Dart Board in your shop and throw a party spend your money on Wine, Women,& song.
Step three: you need to make an appt. to see a Shrink about buying all those ratchets.
step four: After all the shaking of your body stops ; you need to start reading a good bed time magazine like ******* to take your mind off buying tools.
Step Five:You need to rid yourself of all those Evil ratchets by giving them to your GJ brothers/Sisters.
Step Six: You will need to avoid all forms of tool sales.
Step Seven: If the above does not work, then take two aspirin, it seems to work in the movies.
Step eight: Breathe every few minutes, that also works in the movies.
Step Nine: Call out to your GJ Brothers/siosters if you need help.
Step Ten: My Father used too say that by rubbing ************ all over your body really helps with any problems that you are having. Darn Dad I bet everyone liked that great idea!
Step eleven: Go out with friends that only collect other things that don't have the word tool in a sentence.
Step twelve: You are not alone!
I have many of the different types of ratchets snapon makes; at cheap prices but it has taken me years to "discover" and find these deals. Nice to have them now; enjoy! 
