So, I'm gonna tell my crazy generator story. I used to live in a small town which had its own electrical supervisor that I knew pretty well. I also used to work for a neighboring town reading meters and doing disconnects, so I knew how to pull a meter safely. The town I lived in never cared about putting locks on the meters. Anyway, we had a horrible storm come through. Supposedly NOT a tornado, 130 MPH straight line winds. Broke 4 of my trees off, 1 brushed the house and got me a new roof and siding, another demolished my wives car and my garage. It also destroyed the towns electrical grid. Wires down everywhere, poles snapped, millions in damages. They called in line crews from multiple states to get the town fixed. It still took weeks to fix everything, but they got everyone's power on in about 5 days. I was able to borrow a friends generator, but my old house was built in 1900 and the wiring was probably from the 20's. I had no easy way of hooking up a generator. All I wanted was lights and my ceiling fans to work, because it was hot and I needed some sleep around dealing with the clean up. So I pulled the meter and hooked the generator directly up the the meter base house side. Defiantly not safe, but quick and easy. Anyway, a few days later, I had just taken a shower after doing more clean up and was laying naked on my bed under the fan when my wife yelled that they were here to hook our power back up. I have never gotten dressed so fast. I ran down stairs to hopefully get my totally illegal work out of the way before any of the crew saw it and reported me to whoever, or would just move on to the next house. So I run out there, barefoot, in shorts and turn the generator off. One of the linemen walks up as I am unhooking the leads from the meter base and I start apologizing, saying I know this isn't the correct way to hook up a generator, but it was quick. He looked at me and laughed. He said when you don't have power for 5 days, you do what you have to do and that they would have made sure everything was safe before hooking me back up. Found out that I was the last house in town to get power because I was the only service on my line and hooking me back up only fixed one house, not multiple houses. So, while I defiantly recommend you get your generator hooked up safely, the line guys have seen it all.