I remember when I first started, old German owner of the company would say "It's not a Gdamn c clamp".
Did you know it is possible to bear down on a micrometer so hard it
bends the frame? I didn't until I saw the aftermath. The spindle and anvil went out of parallel, and it chipped the **** out of the carbide tips. Not to mention any internal damage to the threads that may have occurred. Oh and best for last- this was all done with a pair of 12" channellocks and the Mic clamped in a bench vise, with a gage block in the mic.
The gage block survived, but needed stoned and lapped to the point it was undersize .0002", scrap. Mic was toast. I think the lock knob may have survived the ordeal.
The story I heard, guy thought Mic was a friction thimble, but was actually a plain thimble. So he assumed the friction thimble was stuck or seized, and went to town on it, Channellock style.
Sigh.