New Epoxy-Coat Contest

[dd564]

Foreclosures are a common theme here. Mine was a foreclosure, but it didn't have near the history of the other house. Wow. I'll consider myself fortunate.

 

[Davd_Pa]

Why should I get the epoxy coat?

The garage is the only room left in the house that is mine. The wife, kids and dog have the rest. I want them to be jealous.

I know it's lame, but it's the truth.

Dave

 

[DD564s Wife]

Honey????? Are you in here??? Why don't you come help give the kids a bath if you have time to browse this garage forum getting crazy ideas.

If anyone sees him. Let him know he can come help.

 

[dd564]

Honey, you can't keep coming on here looking for me like this.

(Is there no place a guy can go to call his own?)

 

[DD564s MISTRESS]

Honey, you can't keep coming on here looking for me like this.

(Is there no place a guy can go to call his own?)

Sweetheart??? Is that you?

I thought you said you were at a conference and would be home soon?!
Damn you and your lying! I'm fed up with it and all the baloney.. Don't come back! Oh, and by the way, I'm seeing Raoul now and he doesn't need a fancy garage floor to make up for 'other short comings', if you know what I mean!

 

[jcp907]

Well, DD564 is out of the race, it's clear his wife is getting the house, and she has no need for an epoxy coated floor.

 

[SuperSocket]

LMAO!!!


That's great.

 

[xrdad]

trying my new avatar... waddya think?

 

[xrdad]

hmmm... the part that says XRDAD LOVES EPOXY COAT is too small.. must fix!

 

[xrdad]

If all that is real I have to give you credit for being resourceful.
But I am still going to win LOL Just kidding there is a lot of good competition on here.

formek, speaking of resourceful I thought you'd get a kick out of this!
My stepdaughter, the sweetheart, loves doing crafts and is always using my supplies.. I went to wrap a birthday gift for my wife day before yesterday... no more tape What to do?

Yes.. furnace tape! cut out little hearts and everything.. turned out so well, I'm going to do that again at Xmas!!!

 

[formek]

formek, speaking of resourceful I thought you'd get a kick out of this!


Yes.. furnace tape! cut out little hearts and everything.. turned out so well, I'm going to do that again at Xmas!!!

LOL you are a regular MacGyver you dont need a floor covering all you need is a bucket a coper penny and some wood glue. LOL

 

[xrdad]

LOL... I have a picture of a floor like that (pennies)... I was going to use it to prove why I need the floor....


BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE 2 CENTS TO RUB TOGETHER AFTER THAT FLOOR! LOL!!

 

[rugerlady]

trying my new avatar... waddya think?

LOVE IT!!

 

[dd564]

Sweetheart??? Is that you?

I thought you said you were at a conference and would be home soon?!
Damn you and your lying! I'm fed up with it and all the baloney.. Don't come back! Oh, and by the way, I'm seeing Raoul now and he doesn't need a fancy garage floor to make up for 'other short comings', if you know what I mean!

Oh oh!

Is Raoul also the person who bought you that shiny new laptop?

Wait until you see this new expoxy-coat floor! Racedeck Raoul won't stand a chance!

 

[ssathre]

Ok, heres another one for your enjoyment.

Click here - NOTE: Flash is required... sorry all you fellow ipad users!

edit: I uploaded it to YouTube so ipad'ers can view it as well. click here for that version

 

[rugerlady]

ssathre has just raised the bar! That is fabulous

I showed it to the boss and he loved it!

 

[ssathre]

ssathre has just raised the bar! That is fabulous

I showed it to the boss and he loved it!

Thanks, Christine! I'm having a blast with this contest.

 

[formek]

ssathre has just raised the bar! That is fabulous

I showed it to the boss and he loved it!

Ok, heres another one for your enjoyment.

I think this was ok The monotone is a killer hard to watch, it ant over. Thanks for the Cheese mention (lol)

 

[ssathre]

I think this was ok The monotone is a killer hard to watch, it ant over. Thanks for the Cheese mention (lol)

lol, ya the voices are pretty bad. editing this today I started to think I was in the movie war games. would you like to play a game?

 

[formek]

lol, ya the voices are pretty bad. editing this today I started to think I was in the movie war games. would you like to play a game?

LOL
I still have some time

 

[ssathre]

LOL
I still have some time

I know. lol, I feel like I bid on an eBay item too early... and now I'm waiting for the last second snipers to outbid me!

 

[Kevin54]

Well this pretty much leaves me out. I'd like to do the wifes Greenhouse floor but I don't have any funny stories to tell. Life's been pretty much a ***** to me lately, but toss my name in the hat if you would, I'd just like to win something someday. Here is where it would be done. You know what they say, "If momma's happy, everyones happy"

 

[formek]

Well this pretty much leaves me out. I'd like to do the wifes Greenhouse floor but I don't have any funny stories to tell. Life's been pretty much a ***** to me lately, but toss my name in the hat if you would, I'd just like to win something someday. Here is where it would be done. You know what they say, "If momma's happy, everyones happy"

Wow it is the old it is not for me trick. ( in my best Get Smart Voice)it is the 2nd oldest trick in the book.

LOL

 

[formek]

I know. lol, I feel like I bid on an eBay item too early... and now I'm waiting for the last second snipers to outbid me!

 

[Buck]

Ok, my contribution

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11792464/epoxy-coat-floor

 

[dd564]

Now showing... An Epoxy-coat movie

 

[ssathre]

Now showing... An Epoxy-coat movie

OMFG! thats hilarious

...and of course you know... this means war.

 

[bartn]

I guess my garage floor wasn't looking too bad...

 

[bartn]

That is until the Marines tried to land a couple Harriers in there...

 

[bartn]

Then there was that pack of pachyderms!!!

 

[bartn]

And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...

 

[cabguy]

'Twas the night before Daytona, when all through the garage

Not a creature was stirring, not even the Dodge;

The tires were hung on the racks with care

In hopes that the sponsor would fill them with air.

The spare parts were ready all snug in the shed,

While visions of trophies danced in my head;

The wife in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a short pre-race nap,

When out from the back there arose such a roar,

I ran to the shed and saw the bad floor.

The spare parts toppled and fell from their place

And unless I could find them there could be no race,

Then, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a crew from Epoxy-Coat, and all the right gear,

They gathered the parts and put them away

And said a new floor would be ready by day.

With a bottle of etching, so lively and strong,

I knew in a moment a new floor wouldn’t take long.

More rapid than Porsches the team went to work,

I stood there and watched and felt like a jerk;

They poured the new floor – all done in a flash

But it was time to go racing I really must dash.

We loaded the Dodge and took off for the track

I started the journey but had to look back,

The shed was all finished and neat as a pin

We found all the parts I knew I would win!

All through the day with race after race

I thought of my new floor - my shed’s a showplace,

So thanks to Epoxy-Coat and all they have done

Because of their great floor – I won!

 

[bartn]

So, you can see that my garage floor has taken a beating lately. I think only Epoxy-Coat can save it!

 

[formek]

Now showing... An Epoxy-coat movie

Wow I have not complimented any one because it is a battle. But I did like that one. And thanks for the mention. Very funny.

That dam Bar keeps moving, And Fast

 

[dd564]

The long awaited response from ssathre to DD564's video

 

[dd564]

Formek on TV cleaning his glorious garage

 

[DD564s Wife]

Hubby, you sure spend a lot of time thinking about these other guys and doing videos about them. What's a girl gotta do for some attention (and to get the garage cleaned)?!!???!!

 

[dd564]

Hubby, you sure spend a lot of time thinking about these other guys and doing videos about them. What's a girl gotta do for some attention (and to get the garage cleaned)?!!???!!

Don't worry babe!

I didn't forget about you!

 

[DD564s MISTRESS]

DD564, I saw your wife with ssathre and she seems very happy. Now you're just posting for her and it's pretty sad.

I've read through the post and realized:
Formek (the sweetie) and xrdad are still the ONLY one's to have given real reasons why they DESERVE the new floor, which is what the contest is actually about.

Your videos have been very clever (did you ever find that one of us?) and I was almost impressed. Even ssather did a very funny cartoon, but it looked like a monotone commercial for Epoxy Coat and that did the company no justice at all.

Racedeck Raoul turned out to be pretty lame. His 'flooring' was actually quite 'Behr' and not very impressive. Seems an Epoxy coat floor can really make a man a man and now I'm thinking of entering the contest myself! (oh yeah.. forgot to tell you about that operation.. some other time).

Game on boys!

 

[ssathre]

I've read through the post and realized:
Formek (the sweetie) and xrdad are still the ONLY one's to have given real reasons why they DESERVE the new floor, which is what the contest is actually about.

ahhh but i did. and there is still time left... muwahahaha

your video had me and the GF seriously cracking up last night... (your kung fu is strong, grasshopper) With all the worthy competition going on, I just wonder what everyone is going to come up with if Rugerlady (Christine) has another contest next year?!?

I may not win this contest but im having a blast in the process. And I fully expect to be invited over for a beer once the winner gets his or her floor done!