ok, this one is really weird

[brownbagg]

I got a small shed that I keep extra junk in. its a wooden shed, covered with over grown bushed, a doot that doesnt shut and holes in floor. I need something out of that shed, I know there rats, snakes maybe a possum in there

oh and its dark.

maybe mothball couple weeks before going in, some smoke bombs, pay the neighbor kid?

open to suggestion,

 

[Zeke]

Well, the rat and possum won't bother you and neither will a snake if you don't mess with it. I'd just get a good light or 2 and have at it. Chances are all 3 know a 2nd way out.

 

[bad_idea]

1. Buy an assault rifle.
2. Buy a large capacity clip for said assault rifle.
3. Enter shed and show everything in shed who is the boss.
4. Kill anything that doesn't recognize your boss status.
5. Retrieve the needed item.

That easy.

 

[Tim The Tool Man]

I don't know what a 'doot' is but I would shoot that first! Then I'd toss a few home made pipe bombs in there, pour gas on the roof light her up, and then run away screaming like a little girl!

I'd go back like a week later and if the thing I wanted didn't survive my assault, I guess I would tell myself I didn't need it anyhow...

 

[Tucko]

I got a small shed that I keep extra junk in. its a wooden shed, covered with over grown bushed, a doot that doesnt shut and holes in floor. I need something out of that shed, I know there rats, snakes maybe a possum in there

oh and its dark.

maybe mothball couple weeks before going in, some smoke bombs, pay the neighbor kid?

open to suggestion,

Is this a joke?

 

[mdbeck1]

Well, the rat and possum won't bother you and neither will a snake if you don't mess with it. I'd just get a good light or 2 and have at it. Chances are all 3 know a 2nd way out.

Usually the snakes are after rats/mice. If you get rid of the rats/mice you get rid of the snakes. One of the tips I got a while back was cinnamon oil on cotton balls. It's supposed to smell really bad to mice and they leave.

...or you can set up a repeating mouse trap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=1PLO3a9QQQI&NR=1

They suggest using water but if you use anti-freeze they die faster. ...and if a snake gets in it dies too. The downside is that if the neighbor's cat gets some.... ....it dies too.

 

[dawgee]

a couple of pounds of C4 should do it

 

[scab]

Take out your tampon and go get whatever it is you need.....

 

[fringeofinsanity]

They suggest using water but if you use anti-freeze they die faster. ...and if a snake gets in it dies too. The downside is that if the neighbor's cat gets some.... ....it dies too.

I'm failing to see the problem?

 

[fringeofinsanity]

Get yourself a dog and a 20 gauge.

 

[Beytill]

Take out your tampon and go get whatever it is you need.....

OMG! You Rock!

 

[RVDan]

Go get yourself some big boy underwear and a flashlight

Or a boyfriend to do it for you

 

[P0234]

Turn in your man card ASAP.

 

[arnwoodwheels]

Take out your tampon and go get whatever it is you need.....

OMG thats funny

 

[ScorpionKing5.7]

Throw a flare and firecrackers in there! That is after you have removed the tampon... Lol



:supergay:

 

[Greatbear]

1. Buy an assault rifle.
2. Buy a large capacity clip for said assault rifle.
3. Enter shed and show everything in shed who is the boss.
4. Kill anything that doesn't recognize your boss status.
5. Retrieve the needed item.

That easy.

u.s.a.! U.s.a.! U.s.a.! U.s.a.!

 

[mmurphy]

Take out your tampon and go get whatever it is you need.....

Could send the old lady in when she is really growley!!!!!

 

[thundermug]

Take out your tampon and go get whatever it is you need.....

Well done, sir. Well done.

 

[bczygan]

I usually just send my wife in first!...And then feel sorry for whatever was in there.

 

[Gary S]

Hire a neighbor 7 year old girl to do it if you are scared to do it yourself.

 

[G_P]

Just go in and get it. Hell I've crawled into abandoned half flooded nike bunkers in search of stuff and never got bit!

sent from the toilet via tapatalk 2.

 

[rogsmart]

We all got **** we're scared of. How many of you big brave men would go into Walgreens or CVS and buy tampons and a feminine douche kit for the significant other?? You can't hide it under anything else and you can't wait until you're the only person checking out. Some of you might do it, but it'll take a gut check to actually go through with it.

 

[ford33]

1. Secure government grant
2. Request proposals
3. Hire most expensive

 

[NUTTSGT]

We all got **** we're scared of. How many of you big brave men would go into Walgreens or CVS and buy tampons and a feminine douche kit for the significant other?? You can't hide it under anything else and you can't wait until you're the only person checking out. Some of you might do it, but it'll take a gut check to actually go through with it.

I told the wife "never".


I did it once, she was in the ICU and nobody else was available at the time.




BTW, it was a Drugmart.





What the hell is it that you need out of the shed ?

 

[scab]

We all got **** we're scared of. How many of you big brave men would go into Walgreens or CVS and buy tampons and a feminine douche kit for the significant other?? You can't hide it under anything else and you can't wait until you're the only person checking out. Some of you might do it, but it'll take a gut check to actually go through with it.

Not sure how old your significant other is but you might want to check with her first because I don't think many women douche their lady parts these days....As far as tampons go, who gives a ****? The chick at the counter knows they aren't for me so what do I care? Hmmmm, I must be braver than I thought......

 

[softailgarage]

You had to have known someone would say it.....

Send in the neighbor while you bang his wife!

 

[ScorpionKing5.7]

1. Secure government grant
2. Request proposals
3. Hire most expensive

Ahhh the good ol' Chicago way

 

[Kaasdief]

I don't know what a 'doot' is but I would shoot that first! Then I'd toss a few home made pipe bombs in there, pour gas on the roof light her up, and then run away screaming like a little girl!

I'd go back like a week later and if the thing I wanted didn't survive my assault, I guess I would tell myself I didn't need it anyhow...

A fellow with a surf board is normally a "doot"

 

[eeyore1]

My dog got skunked I was told douche worked better then tomateo juice so as I am shopping for it a female co worker stops me and wants me to meet her single girl friend, we all had a good laugh and my dog smelled much better!

 

[Acosi151]

You're missing a serious recreational opportunity if you do anything other than
grab a pellet gun, grab a lawn chair, grab one of those 1million power spot lights and a nice tall cup of rum and coke. GO VARMINT 'JACKIN IN YOUR OWN SHED!... great fun.. just ask any redneck you know.

 

[bams50]

My dog got skunked I was told douche worked better then tomateo juice so as I am shopping for it a female co worker stops me and wants me to meet her single girl friend, we all had a good laugh and my dog smelled much better!

Did you end up with an irresistable urge to eat the dog?

 

[tekfab]

You should have just reported it as a suspected bomb factory then i'm pretty sure there would have been "somebody" turning up to look inside ?

 

[darkk]

Take out your tampon and go get whatever it is you need.....

hahahahahaha.....just what I was thinking.

 

[PKAero]

a couple of pounds of C4 should do it

No...he said small shed, one pound should do it.

 

[RobSmith]

I got a small shed that I keep extra junk in. its a wooden shed, covered with over grown bushed, a doot that doesnt shut and holes in floor. I need something out of that shed, I know there rats, snakes maybe a possum in there

oh and its dark.

maybe mothball couple weeks before going in, some smoke bombs, pay the neighbor kid?

open to suggestion,

Whose chain you yankin ? You are the one who usually bags mancaves etc !!!

 

[Todd.Brock]

Maybe build a better shed for next time?

 

[scotstern]

I have a far more practical solution. My brother, scum-ball the wealthy one, has a bad gas problem. Feed him some chicken, corn and broccoli and send him in there for about two minutes.

After the EPA gives you the all clear sign, in about six weeks, you could go get anything that you need with no fear of any attacks as nothing will survive, not even the venerable cockroach. He will fire corn like 22 caliber bullets and it will "wipe-out" any living animal that may be in residence.

The man can really fart! He once cleared an entire restaurant and the owner thought that something had soured in the deli section and threw away all of the food in the case. Governments have employed him to clear insurgents. I think he may have even been with seal team six at one point.

 

[dawgee]

No...he said small shed, one pound should do it.

Whats a little overkill isnt it all about excess?

 

[Zeke]

We all got **** we're scared of. How many of you big brave men would go into Walgreens or CVS and buy tampons and a feminine douche kit for the significant other?? You can't hide it under anything else and you can't wait until you're the only person checking out. Some of you might do it, but it'll take a gut check to actually go through with it.

Are you the guy who won't buy condoms in person? Hell, at my age it's a privilege to buy them. And I'd buy any feminine supplies my wife needed and I have.

Including shower caps with little flowers on them. Who gives a ****?!

 

[Chaz]

I'm on line a lot, but I dont think I've ever read a thread quite like this!
Do carry on.