Just let the shivering fear spreading? No, from now on, you have got another choice, take the mini LED flashlight with you, driven the dark away.
I've got over three decades of Engrish experience. Unless it's really bad, sometimes I don't even notice it.
I've been married to a gal from Thailand for almost 31 years now. With four university degrees from here in the US, her English grammar has gotten a hell of a lot better than mine. In those early years though...
One of the free to air satellites we watch, has twenty something Thai television channels intended for the Thai domestic audience. Probably 90% of the broadcasts are in Thai. But just that 10% English is more than plenty. You couldn't even begin to believe the misuse of English on the air there, especially in advertising. Health cared products are probably the worst.
"FDA fat are run away."
"Your less than grease skin are scales".
My favorite is the closing jingle on one of the healthy food cooking shows on the Thai PBS channel, "Eat am are". I'm guessing that it was supposed to be "You are what you eat.", but then something really really bad happened in translation.
Back to the flashlights. Up until the last couple of years, my standard "go to" flashlights were either a 20+ year old Streamlight SL35X rechargeable and two of the Mag-Lite MagCharger models. One is about 15 years old and the other is maybe 6 or so. I still use these, but not nearly as much.
All of these are bright as hell and will run for hours. All are very solidly constructed and you could beat entire populations of small towns to death with them with no damage other than to the bulb filaments.
Those bulb filaments are what got me interested in the LED lights. The bulb and reflector assembly for the Steamlight are about fifteen dollars each. The bulbs for the MagChargers are about six dollars each. I've dropped those before and even killed the spare bulb in the tail cap.
I was giving a friend a hand changing a hose on a backhoe one night a couple of few years ago. He dropped his flashlight from about six feet. It hit the concrete. It didn't go out. It was my first exposure to an LED flashlight. Imagine, a flashlight that you could drop without it going out! It's almost as though it were a gift from Hyperion.
I guess that we have at least two dozen of the damn things now. I put a StreamLight Nano on my wife's key ring earlier today. She told me that I'm fixated on flashlights.
Duh, OK. I can deal with that. The best therapy is to buy more flashlights!
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