Gee Thomas, finding that bubble gum machine is certainly providential. I mean, it's almost like a message from the heavens giving you a mandate to re-purpose it. It is a symbolic 'burning bush' which bestows upon its discoverer an 'arduous and heavy task'. To me that find just screams its need to be placed at the peak of a grand pole adorned with a
WINDSOCK! Placed proudly front and center in your 'FIELD OF DREAMS' betwixt and between your grass landing strip and your asphalt hot rod proving grounds.
Surely, your dear wife Chris can understand that in finding this relic, a noble and herculean task has been placed upon your worthy shoulders, you have been given
THE SHINING BEACON to place high above the fruits of your labor so that all may see in its glory!