That seller also sounds like a *****.
24" Adjustable wrench from Williams. This is a huge expensive wrench up for auction. Sells for over $200 at retail hardware stores. Get it while it last. Please read rules and regulations before buying or bidding. The phone and the $100 bill is not included, dont even think about it.
All items sold are Brand New unless noted. Used items are sold as is.
Shipments will have a confirmation number and insurance is required.
Shipping discount is 50% additional items after highest shipping cost.
International bidders will have shipment tracking, so shipping maybe very expensive.
Why is "adjustment" capitalized. Wow, it's a "huge expensive wrench" great description. It's up for auction? Really?
Oh, so the wrench sells? Great, so it's a salesman wrench.
"Get it while it last?" So what, it lost a race? I can "get" it? Great. Brand New. Wow, Because Capitalized Words Mid-Sentence Makes A Lot Of Sense.
Shipping discount is 50% additional items? So if I order 4 items, shipping discount will be 2. Whoopie!
"Shipping maybe very expensive". Hmm, I wonder if sweet talking the shipping will change its stance.
Oh yea, "the $100 bill and phone
is not included, aww shucks. good thing there's still a "huge expensive wrench" to bid on...
His other auctions don't sound as bone-headed though.