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speed bump

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I primarily deal with cash so if you get paid once a month like I do a $100 bill isn't that uncommon to be given at the bank. Also if you do use a $100 it instantly makes the picture recognizable as yours (a $2 bill would be really good for this).

Personally the stupid POS cell phone ruins it for me.
 

Stuey

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That seller also sounds like a *****.

24" Adjustable wrench from Williams. This is a huge expensive wrench up for auction. Sells for over $200 at retail hardware stores. Get it while it last. Please read rules and regulations before buying or bidding. The phone and the $100 bill is not included, dont even think about it.
All items sold are Brand New unless noted. Used items are sold as is.

Shipments will have a confirmation number and insurance is required.

Shipping discount is 50% additional items after highest shipping cost.

International bidders will have shipment tracking, so shipping maybe very expensive.
Why is "adjustment" capitalized. Wow, it's a "huge expensive wrench" great description. It's up for auction? Really?

Oh, so the wrench sells? Great, so it's a salesman wrench.

"Get it while it last?" So what, it lost a race? I can "get" it? Great. Brand New. Wow, Because Capitalized Words Mid-Sentence Makes A Lot Of Sense.

Shipping discount is 50% additional items? So if I order 4 items, shipping discount will be 2. Whoopie!

"Shipping maybe very expensive". Hmm, I wonder if sweet talking the shipping will change its stance.

Oh yea, "the $100 bill and phone is not included, aww shucks. good thing there's still a "huge expensive wrench" to bid on...

His other auctions don't sound as bone-headed though.
 

Merkava_4

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If you notice, the 100 dollar bill looks used and has a crease in it from being folded in half; I would've been much more impressed by seeing a 1.00 dollar bill that was brand new and crisp.
 
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bchee

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That seller also sounds like a *****.


Why is "adjustment" capitalized. Wow, it's a "huge expensive wrench" great description. It's up for auction? Really?

Oh, so the wrench sells? Great, so it's a salesman wrench.

"Get it while it last?" So what, it lost a race? I can "get" it? Great. Brand New. Wow, Because Capitalized Words Mid-Sentence Makes A Lot Of Sense.

Shipping discount is 50% additional items? So if I order 4 items, shipping discount will be 2. Whoopie!

"Shipping maybe very expensive". Hmm, I wonder if sweet talking the shipping will change its stance.

Oh yea, "the $100 bill and phone is not included, aww shucks. good thing there's still a "huge expensive wrench" to bid on...

His other auctions don't sound as bone-headed though.

I hope there are no further delays in your tool shipment!!!!!!
Man you sound cranky!!!!
 

Stuey

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I hope there are no further delays in your tool shipment!!!!!!
Man you sound cranky!!!!
If you look at the time stamp, I replied to this thread waaaaay before I found out about the delay.

Boy am I cranky now, though. I just had to delete four paragraphs that started off by explaining why this seller annoyed me, and ended with how Citibank severely crankified me today.

It's all okay though, I'm about to head off to bed. Let's just hope that I don't have any more Snap-On screwdriver nightmares.
 
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