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The Most Expensive Storage Building Ever

BBQ&Love

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I sell portable storage buildings, portable and permanent garages, etc. here in Texas. Last week one of our salesmen from another sales lot met one of his customers at my office. I sat to the side as he was completing the sale to a couple in their 60s. The man was buying a medium sized building for between $3,500 and $4,000. He was going to use it for a small shop to tinker round in.

The salesman was on his day off and had his 6 year old grandson with him in my office.

The paperwork was completed and the salesman was asking how the building needed to be loaded on our truck. The guy said one way, the woman disagreed. He suggested another location. Then it began.

Her: snarky comment

Him: rude comment

Her: snarkier comment

Him: ruder comment

Her: NASTY COMMENT

Him: UGLY COMMENT

Her: UGLY, NASTY, RUDE COMMENT

Him: UGLIER, NASTIER, MORE RUDE COMMENT (complete with the f word, etc.)

It escalated into a screaming match with them calling each other vile names as they stormed out the door. We were stunned. The other salesman used it as a teachable moment for his wide eyed grandson.

A couple days later the guys calls the salesman. He wanted to give him a credit card number for the building but kept treating the salesman more like a Catholic priest than a salesman. Finally the salesman said "Look, save your confessions for someone who can help you. Do you want the building or not?" And so the order was placed.

The building was built and our delivery department called to schedule delivery. The woman answered.

"The basta** didn't tell me he ordered this. I am going to divorce his a**. Cancel the order right now."

Our super sweet, gentle, full of love for everyone dispatcher: "I am sorry ma'am. The order is in his name and he is the only one that can cancel it. And since it was a custom order there will be a cancellation fee."

The bee with an itch: "Never mind. Deliver it. But not today. I am going to teach that basta** a lesson. I am going out right now and ordering that $10,000 worth of granite counter tops I have been wanting. And who knows what else I am going to buy... the basta**!"

Something tells me this guy is going to be spending a LOT of time in his little shop. I am glad they aren't all like this.
 
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Should a man decide to get married, the smartest move is to give her the checkbook right away. This simple gesture of financial submission further cements the relationship and wins the man kudos from the woman. And if they should decide to get a divorce, the woman is going to get at least 1/2 anyways so why go through all the heartache and pretend otherwise?
 

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You should give the guy a heads-up in hopes that he'll try to drain the bank accounts before she can. Maybe you'll sell a few more buildings with extended warranties.. :)




LC.
 

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My best friend once told me the secret to happiness..... Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It saves a lot of time and aggravation.
 

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Maybe he will burry her under the new shed. I don't know officer she freaked out dug a big hole, hit herself with a hammer and fell and somehow backfilled and slid the shed ontop not sure, glad you found her I've been looking all over the kitchen for her because I need a sammich and the dishes are piled up in the sink

Weak attempt at humor above, do not attempt.
 
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78Bird

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And people look at me funny when I say "no, I dont want to get married..."

Fools, FOOLS!!! MUAHAHA!!!
 

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My father told me marriage was a 3 ring circus:
1st comes the engagement ring
Then come the wedding ring
Then comes the suffering!

He was right!

I've only been married about 10 years but it seems like a lifetime!

All jokes aside, I love my wife and can't imagine life without her, but somedays you really have to wonder......"why did I agree to this!"
 
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ZRX61

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Should a man decide to get married, the smartest move is to give her the checkbook right away. This simple gesture of financial submission further cements the relationship and wins the man kudos from the woman.


Do any other people on here know Freedomgli? it apears his wife has hacked his account....
 

drmoonshine

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I sell portable storage buildings, portable and permanent garages, etc. here in Texas. Last week one of our salesmen from another sales lot met one of his customers at my office. I sat to the side as he was completing the sale to a couple in their 60s. The man was buying a medium sized building for between $3,500 and $4,000. He was going to use it for a small shop to tinker round in.

The salesman was on his day off and had his 6 year old grandson with him in my office.

The paperwork was completed and the salesman was asking how the building needed to be loaded on our truck. The guy said one way, the woman disagreed. He suggested another location. Then it began.

Her: snarky comment

Him: rude comment

Her: snarkier comment

Him: ruder comment

Her: NASTY COMMENT

Him: UGLY COMMENT

Her: UGLY, NASTY, RUDE COMMENT

Him: UGLIER, NASTIER, MORE RUDE COMMENT (complete with the f word, etc.)

It escalated into a screaming match with them calling each other vile names as they stormed out the door. We were stunned. The other salesman used it as a teachable moment for his wide eyed grandson.

A couple days later the guys calls the salesman. He wanted to give him a credit card number for the building but kept treating the salesman more like a Catholic priest than a salesman. Finally the salesman said "Look, save your confessions for someone who can help you. Do you want the building or not?" And so the order was placed.

The building was built and our delivery department called to schedule delivery. The woman answered.

"The basta** didn't tell me he ordered this. I am going to divorce his a**. Cancel the order right now."

Our super sweet, gentle, full of love for everyone dispatcher: "I am sorry ma'am. The order is in his name and he is the only one that can cancel it. And since it was a custom order there will be a cancellation fee."

The bee with an itch: "Never mind. Deliver it. But not today. I am going to teach that basta** a lesson. I am going out right now and ordering that $10,000 worth of granite counter tops I have been wanting. And who knows what else I am going to buy... the basta**!"

Something tells me this guy is going to be spending a LOT of time in his little shop. I am glad they aren't all like this.
People don't ever surprise me anymore.
 
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Hi from new zealand.
The man should hire a set of concrete forms to bild a 20 ft high x 40 inch wide steel reinforced wall around the shed then paint it with anti graffity coating then hire a earthmoving outfit with the biggest hitachi ex series excavators and moxy dumptrucks to create a big "moat" around complex.

The only access will have to be by helicopter gunship.

Jj
 
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They have probably been married for 40 years and this is just an everyday thing for them, over every decision they make... :)

The bee with an itch: "Never mind. Deliver it. But not today. I am going to teach that basta** a lesson. I am going out right now and ordering that $10,000 worth of granite counter tops I have been wanting. And who knows what else I am going to buy... the basta**!"

Tell her that she is in luck, that you just happen to also do granite tops! Then sub it out to a local granite guy for $6000 then mark it up and keep the extra $4000..
 

ket-tek

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Hi from new zealand.
The man should hire a set of concrete forms to bild a 20 ft high x 40 inch wide steel reinforced wall around the shed then paint it with anti graffity coating then hire a earthmoving outfit with the biggest hitachi ex series excavators and moxy dumptrucks to create a big "moat" around complex.

The only access will have to be by helicopter gunship.

Jj

Or just pour a concrete pad over the hole he dumped her in and set the new shed right on top. Out of sight out of mind. :shocking:
 

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Or just pour a concrete pad over the hole he dumped her in and set the new shed right on top. Out of sight out of mind. :shocking:

If your going to do a stunt like that, bury em under the septic tank. Who is going to look under there?:lol_hitti

Hopefully nobody pulls that stunt, I have been a advocate for years for tossing politicians in brush chippers, blew me away when a cable channel had a story about a guy who ran his wife through one after he killed her, never thought anybody would ever do it.
 

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My wife is a courtroom clerk in "family court" where every person that comes in is one of those. The stories are entertaining, to say the least. The sad part is how many of those pathetic couples use the kids as tools to negotiate or extort settlements from one another.
 

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If your going to do a stunt like that, bury em under the septic tank. Who is going to look under there?:lol_hitti

Hopefully nobody pulls that stunt, I have been a advocate for years for tossing politicians in brush chippers, blew me away when a cable channel had a story about a guy who ran his wife through one after he killed her, never thought anybody would ever do it.

If you're gonna wood-chip someone, freeze them solid first. It makes them chip a lot better, and doesn't clog up the chipper.

:thumbup:
 

Norcal

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If you're gonna wood-chip someone, freeze them solid first. It makes them chip a lot better, and doesn't clog up the chipper.

:thumbup:

In the story I saw, the husband did freeze her & cut her up w/ a chain saw befere using the chipper, pretty cold & callous IMO. BTW had decided in my earlier post not to go in that much detail....
 

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A very wise man who had been married for 60 some years said the secret to a successful marriage is you can be right OR happy but not both. When you try to do both is when the attorneys and property divisions come into play. YMMV.
 

redrunner

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Why do they call the buildings sanity sheds?

So you both can keep your sanity! She stays in the house and I stay in the shed......I can't wait to get started on the new one this spring.
 
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