Build it taller, put a moat with alligators and razor ribbon around the fence.
In other words, screw 'em.
Agreed. When I lived in an apt, the bf of the chick below would ride his motorcycle all the way up the sidewalk, and then park it blocking half my door off. I repeatedly asked him not to do it, and he just got pissed and did nothing. I was on the second floor, so I would dangle a rope off the balcony, hook his handlebars and knock it on the concrete every time. After a few times of that, I called the fire department and reported that it was blocking the fire lane. It was promptly drug onto a rollback and hauled off.
I had a neighbor report me for noise (rather than walking over and saying something) at 9 pm for running a hand grinder outside while trying to get my only vehicle drivable so I could get to work the next day. They reported me because they could hear my air compressor run with my garage completely closed up if they stood by their fence.
I noticed they built a shed...bigger than the legal size, AND put it on a pad making it permanent. I was planning on building one, so I knew the regulations. I called them in. They had to tear out the shed and the concrete pad. I then noticed them carrying lots of sheetrock into the house...they were finishing a basement without a permit. They got fined for that. Their dog barked non stop. They got fined for that. He washed his motorcycle in the lawn, and I reported it. Fined for that. I took pictures of him throwing branches from his yard into my property. He got a ticket for that. On the fourth, I saw underage kids drinking beer there, reported him for that.
They moved out rather quickly for some reason
The new neighbors leave me alone, and I leave them alone. If I get their mail in my box, I walk over and hand it to them. If UPS delivers a package to the back door instead of the front and I don't see it, the lady lets me know it's sitting back there.
The other neighbors dog barks, but he also puts his security lights on at night that help illuminate my yard. His grandkids make noise when they're there, I make noise during the day. Neither of us care.
A company owned park/lake is on one side of my property. They have loud gatherings. I don't report them. I make noise and sometimes end up with **** sitting on my property for a bit. I also weld something for their grounds crew if they need it. They had a tent pole for a huge tent collapse on the fourth. I walked over and told them to bring it to the garage. I braced it with some scrap metal I had laying around (ugly, but it worked), and they had their tent back up for the day. I got free beer and hamburgers for helping. there's a strip of grass common to both of us, if they mow first, they get it, if I mow first, I get it. They leave me alone, I leave them alone.
Funny how that stuff works.