HOTFR8 - It must be a much drier region where you are. I have seen quite a few of those swamp coolers in places like Utah and the like, but our humidity is so high here that their efficiency drops off quite a bit. Plus, the tools rust pretty badly as is, and NOBODY like rusty tools

.
I really wish I could take advantage of the natural evaporation of water to cool this place, though. You guys are lucky to be able to do so.
Heat pumps are most prevalent here for heating and cooling. Of course, they are cooling 9 months out of the year. The one in our house maxes out at about a 20F (11C) temperature differential inside the house compared to the outside temp on the hottest days 95F (35C)
Wingnut65 - Something seems a little "fishy" with that whole money making scheme. A can of paint?... In my dreams!
GGB - Man, I was really hoping there was a "Seriously" at the bottom of that masterpiece! Too funny.
Ideas for the concessions (just to play along)...
I eat much better when Mrs. Shopnut tags along, but I'm not real picky when I'm out there alone. I'm not much for spending a lot of time in the kitchen (actually most of my injuries occur there come to think of it

) so most of my meals originate in the freezer. Breakfast is most often Jimmy Dean maple sausages on toast with a slab of cheese - takes me longer to eat it than prepare it. I don't keep many perishables out there otherwise an egg would be slapped on there as well.
I will bake a pizza and eat it for a couple lunches (cold when as leftovers as I don't even like waiting for the microwave). Dinners after a hard day are usually one of those Stouffers dinners (lasagna, spaghetti, etc.) which are actually quite good when you are half asleep after a full work day and nice warm shower. Oh yeah, for snacks, its peanuts or crackers with cheese on them.
Drinks consisted almost entirely of beer until I figured out Gatorade gets me through a hot day better with less fatigue at night. Lately with all the high altitude work, I shift to beer the minute I step off the manlift for the last time though, and will drink quite a few before hitting the sack. I may sneak a beer or two during the day if I'm working at ground level for awhile.
Well, I guess it could be a lot worse, but I let Mrs. Shopnut treat my taste buds and she does a fine job of it!
akdiesel - Wait a minute! You mean some of this could be a tax write-off since it is considered an institution? Dang!!!
Thanks buddy.
Vernmotor - I'M SPEECHLESS!
That’s just wrong on so many levels (including the horizontal

).
You might as well save that nail for my coffin!