A few years ago, my Sister-in-law yelled that someone was breaking into my pickup in broad daylight. I ran to the door and slipped on a pair of street shoes and headed out the driveway in fresh, heavy snowfall. I opened the driver's door and the guy was trying to slide out under me. Now, I was SO ready to beat the **** out of him, but as I have to travel internationally for work, can NOT risk a charge. He managed to slide out so I spun around and grabbed him from behind, under his arms with my hands together behind his neck, forcing him onto his knees. I was rather pissed and realized I could quite easily and happily break the jerk's neck. As I was trying to moderate the force, along comes a guy in a Honda SUV screaming at me to stop attacking this "kid" and started swinging at me. In the process, the thief threw his arms up and slipped down out of his coat. I tried to go after him, but my street shoes in the fresh snow left me sliding and falling while he and his boots made tracks down the street - there his accomplice/handler (the guy who was screaming at me pretending to be a good citizen) picked him up and buggered off in the Honda. I went into the house to see WTF the cops were and right away my SIL told me he was back again!!!!! When I hit the door he was gone in a flash running between houses and jumping fences. Just about then, the law pulled up and started to ask questions, and as I answered some neighbours came over to fill in some blanks. I handed the cops his coat and asked what kind of idiot would risk getting caught a second time over a $15 WalMart coat. Cops walked me out to the truck and asked me to show them where the scuffle started and one leaned over and started running his hand under the snow near the door. Like some scene out of a totally unlikely movie after a few seconds he pulled up a wallet!!!! Apparently as he slid down against the seat and door sil it knocked it out of his back pocket (thus no doubt why returning to scene of the crime. When they opened his wallet one said: "Ah, WE know this guy" and proceeded to tell me he is still a minor so good thing I did not clobber the little *****. They called a couple days later to tell me he was charged, arrested and restricted to home and school. two days later he had violated his terms and was in custody. A couple of months down the road I get a call from some do-gooder fool what asks if I would meet with them so the ***** could apologize since he was REALLY sorry for his actions and then I could put in a good word for him in his sentencing hearing. I asked them if he had turned in his accomplice, to which they replied "there was not accomplice" which was total BS. I told them that they were complete morons as the little ***** was playing them and they were too naiive and stupid to even know that. IF I could be in town, I would definitely appear at his sentencing but in no way supporting anything less than the most severe possible. The game is that these young and ORGANIZED criminals recruit minors to do their dirty work knowing full well they will get off 99% of the time with a tongue lashing. Until people realize that punishment has to be PUNISHMENT, not merely a country club where criminals can meet with and learn from other criminals how to be better criminals. We could save BILLIONS of court, legal and jail time costs if victims of crimes could be held immune from prosecution as a result of what happens during the commission of a crime. I guarantee you that if I could have beat the living **** out of the little ********, he would NEVER go down that road again. Better yet, if these scum happened to get a bullet in the brain, the whole world would be a better place the next day.
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