Lyndon, I has been lots of fun and a great discussion……………….
I'm going to have to take a leave from the GJ. I believe it's ruining my life. What used to be a peaceful existence is quickly becoming a mind spinning obsession. I will be making an appointment with the local "shrink" to discuss this life consuming new obsession of screw clocking.
Thank you very little 1/2 cup and the rest of you.
Now back to the show...................................
Oh, nice bench Steve, but, well, you know
Dan, I have to profusely apologies. There is help out there………….
I am going to have to speak with our esteemed Moderators about inserting a tick box as you log in to the GJ that you acknowledge the terms, conditions and health warnings in regards to the content here..
Dan
Steve's long gone to nigh nigh land. But I'm glad we're pushin' the outer edge of the envelope on, well, little things, like "clocking screws".....
Now, once we get started on the big stuff, like, well, I'll tell you later....... Well, then look out! Our OCD can get you in the smallest ways, until they become BIG WAYS. MUAH HUAH!!!!!!!!!
Lyndon
I think it's past my bedtime!!!!
Lyndon, Sometimes you just have to push the envelope to discover just where that fine line is.
I sign out at around 7.30 – 8.00 pm and potter in the
Shed Downunder for a bit then hit the sack early, I am usually up at 4.00 am and at work at around 6.00 am.
You don't need to leave dan, you'll get plenty of council here
Apart from that the shrink wouldn't know what a clocked screw was anyway unless he or she was a GJ participant.
At least now I know how to set you blokes off - just post a pic of unclocked screws.
PS> I just watched the first Shed Show episode, so I know who whiskers is now.
GB
Hey
GB, my advice to
Dan is to log out for a bit, take some deep breaths, relax and take it easy in his
Shed for a bit as it does have a calmative effect and the urge to clock screws does pass in time. ( refer to the image of
Unclocked Screw Randomness above)
GB: i was curious how I CLOCKED MY SCREWS so grabbed my camera and here's what i've come up with so far. as you can see in my kitchen remodel i did horizontal and WTF i forgot to CLOCK ONE and on my bath remodel 5 years ago i CLOCKED them vertical. I thought i was HORIZONTAL on all of them. now i need to go through the rest of the house with my screwdriver instead of my camera, but you are not getting me to LABEL my switches (YET).
1/2: just an FYI for your rusting AWESOME table you might want to just rub on some BLO and with the rust in the mix it really does make a nice shiny cool color patina. or as is if you don't want any oil on your welding/work table.
thanks for CLOCKING YOUR SCREWS
DAN and ALL: just to let you know going to GJ for ideas on how to avoid doing a better job on ANYTHING is AKIN to going to your favorite tavern/pub or restaurant for drinking advice when the drinks are free.
Drives, thank you for sharing and being so forthcoming about your foibles ( you may need to google that ) in regard to your Screws now that shows true strength of character..
Labelling switches, interesting topic. Every piece of fixed electrical equipment in the Shed Downunder has a discrete label adjacent to it with a number that reflects the circuit of origin from the main switchboard. It sure makes it easy to identify what is what when you are working on the electrics..
With the
Retro Industrial Table as I am actually trying to encourage the rustic appearance, the BLO added to the mix should help as you say, I will give it a go…
The
GJ is Ideas and Inspiration Central
drives……….
Steve, I no longer need reading glasses. I had a cataract fixed with a new lens when I was in my 50s. Restored the sight in my left eye but I still had double-vision. When my eye doctor found the cataract in my right eye a few years later, he suggested letting it progress to full blindness to "fix" the double vision. I countered with fixing the cataract in that eye but install an artificial "reading" lens. Whenever the double vision interfered with something I was doing I simply closed my right eye. Now I can close my left eye and read the very bottom line of the close-up eye test with ease. Not a good idea for most people but it's my lemonade solution to my lemon eye.
That Dymo label machine looks great. The Dymo label maker I used to have made me crazy. It had the wheel with letters in alphabetic order and every label I made had a mistake. On top of that the tape was so stiff and curled that it dismounted itself within a short time.
The Brother P-Touch cassettes vary in price (metallic is more) but the one I use most is the Black on Clear and it runs about $9 here in the US.
Bob, Eye sight, until you have an issue with is something we tend to take it for granted, glad to hear that you found a solution and work around..
I have had reading glasses for 10 years or so now and i have never come to grips with them when it comes to getting things straight and level.
The old Dymo label tape was a pain, thank fully technology has caught up with things.
This will give you an idea of what we pay for tapes, they are expensive by comparison to yours.
http://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/c/office-supplies/label-makers-tapes/dymo-label-tapes
I agree entirely with Grumblebum. GJ is the best place for "therapy" for all kinds of issues!
As for clocking screws, I've had to deal with it (and associated other issues) for 41 years of marital bliss with BB767. I understand, but at least you have a venue to vent/share.
We had an equally extensive discussion of clocking screws on the Restored 1930's Auto Shop thread several years ago (the thread will celebrate 7 years in December). But I've learned some things in the process. Slot screws on a vertical surface require vertical clocking (so dust doesn't collect in the slot - I'm the one cleaning them, so I notice these things). Orientation on horizontal surfaces for slot screws only requires they be clocked to the same position on a rectangular thingy (like a vent cover) or, on a circular thingy (like a round vent cover for ceiling fan), they should each be clocked to 90 degrees of the edge of the thingy (I could say "item, but what fun is that?!). Philips screws should be clocked to match each other - there's probably a whole area of science devoted to figuring out what that configuration would be, depending on the shape of the surface being secured.
Sorry to add to the OCD nature of the subject.
Chris
Chris, thank you for chiming in here your input is value adding to the discussion..
Seriously, I do whole heartedly agree with the things that you have learned when it comes to
Clocking Screws.
As an apprentice I would get a foot up the back side or a clip across the ears if we didn’t clock our screws on a job, no doubt there would be a white paper or a YouTube video(s) out there somewhere that is devoted to the subject but I am not going to go there….
Thank you one and all..
I am
CLOCKING OUT OF HERE and getting back to work, have a great day and this has been a good start to mine…………..
