So happy to see your dad back! I can picture the scene.
Doctor: You're looking great! Let's have the nurse get you a fresh bandage and grab a wheelchair and we'll send you home.
Steve: That's a good thought. Actually, I think we still have a couple pallets of Honduran first aid kits we picked up back around '97 or '98 from a seller who - and it's the funniest thing, the seller, I never figured out how he actually got in touch with us, but it turns out the guy was from Ghana, of all places. Anyway, somehow he had all these IFAKs...
Doctor: Right. Well, in time, your cognitive abilities...
Steve: ...and I thought, well, maybe someday we'll, I don't know, maybe a cub scout den mother will buy them or something. Because you never know. And we were already buying a bunch of this really nice rope from the guy, and so we ended up with about four hundred of these first aid kits, and now here it is 2024 and about half of them, I think, are still in the warehouse. They're all sealed up, hermetically sealed in plastic, and they've been stored carefully. So I think we probably have enough bandages there to last about a hundred and fifty years. Maybe two hundred if we're careful.
Doctor: ...will begin to return.