So, the tip about closing and reopening the Pro computer app worked a charm. I got the price checker to show up. Me and my GF spent quite a while browsing through it, figuring out how it works, and waiting as it got a million server errors. Eventually we figured out how to filter by clearance and then looked through all the clearance items in the store. We got a hit! Even though it may not have been a penny it was still a hell of a deal:
And, they had 2 in stock! So we went to the rafters above the tools and... Nothing. Then we got an associate and he said they were in "No Home". So we went to No Home with him and he looked around for a minute or two and said "Sorry... I don't see them. I can give you a bit of a break on one of the other sets but those other ones are probably just an accounting error. They aren't here."
My first thought? Some other GJer must have been here recently! So I went to the carpet rolls and the jobsite boxes but they were all empty... We spent probably an hour combing every inch of that store trying to find those impacts but to no avail. My GF had a roller coaster of being bored, to interested because the computer is cool that it shows all clearance in store, to excited when hunting for the impacts, to sore saying her neck hurt from looking up for an hour. I'll try the local store tomorrow to see what's there but I think I get the idea of what we're doing at least so that's a plus!
Also there was a mystery Milwaukee bottom box there that had a sign on it that said "Hold for 5/X Event. Memorial Day" I don't remember what day memorial day weekend was. It wasn't in there if you searched for Milwaukee or Chest or Box or anything, but if you directly entered the SKU it showed 499$. I'm suspicious that maybe it is supposed to be some deal since they don't even carry those at this store.
Also also, I was wearing a bright orange shirt, and it almost seemed as though all the employees left me alone because they thought I was another employee helping my GF find something in the Pro computer. The past few times I tried to use it they kept bothering me and trying to do things for me and saying they would look stuff up themselves. Today I was on that computer for an hour across a few sessions with not one peep from the employees. Might be a useful tip for someone out there.