In a Ronco "FunnelButler" of course!
As seen on TV.
Four easy payments of just $69.95, and you can get a second one for just paying separate shipping and handling.
I can't begin to tell you how my life has changed since installing the Funnel Butler. I have given them as gifts to all of my relatives, and they all agree that the Funnel Butler has significantly changed their lives for the better.
My dear, sainted mother said "My Funnel Butler is the greatest thing since the Ginsu knife!, I use it more often than my spiral slicer and my Bullet blender combined!"
Even my low-life, scum-sucking trailer-trash little brother liked his FunnelButler.
He said "he liked the way it keeps the floor clean so his Nazi flags don't get soiled."
GrandMom liked hers, too, but she doesn't actually own any funnels, so she just puts artificial flowers in it and thinks it makes them grow faster.
I give the FunnelButler five stars, and recommend it to friends and enemies alike.