ericm
Well-known member

We bought a farm in Oregon! We're idiots.
Here's some background:
Over five years ago I go serious about building a shop on our 20ac in the Santa Cruz mountains in California. I was getting back into cars from a long spell of mostly working on motorcycles and bicycles, which don't need much room.
We had a three car garage that between motorcycles, bicycles and shop tools has never held more than one car, and a 40x60 barn built in the late 1800s that cars couldn't drive into due to the uneven floor. We use it to store tractors, equipment and gardening stuff. My plan for the shop in CA was to get the dirt work, foundation and shell done by a GC who had done work for us before. Then I'd retire, finish the interior myself and move my stuff to the shop.
The house in CA had a killer view:

I got serious right before Covid hit. My first visit with the county planning dept got me the unwelcome news that since I'm in an earthquake hazard zone, I'd need a "geologist letter". That turned into eight months, a specialized core sampling rig, a full geologist report, and the requirement for a pier and beam foundation with 18' deep piers. Yes, 18'. Or maybe more depending on how the $185/hr geologist who was required to monitor the process felt at the time.
The rest of the process went about the same, only worse. It took over four years to get a permit. The requirements from the county were insane. They wanted a 12x20x3 water retention pond to hold runoff from the building roof and the 40x60 paved turnaround they required me to have. The pond was supposed to be sized to hold the water from 24 hours of 5" an hour rain and release it slowly. We sometimes get two inches for an hour but never anything close to that. The turnaround was for a 70,000lb fire truck and was required even though the existing paved turnaround was 150' away. It has to be all weather which means it needs to be paved, adding to the impervious area. The impervious area triggered the drainage requirement. Etc. Since the county kept adding and changing requirements, the GC didn't get me a quote until near the end of the process. It was astronomical and pretty much put a stake in the project. He did his best to get me a good deal but it wasn't possible.


















