Since we are talking about lazy guard dogs,Here's my two, Jax and Jan, in their natural habitat, on the futon in my wife's office.
also, Jax update:
Last Wednesday, he started puking around 8pm. By the time we went to bed around 10:30, it was just fits of dry heaving with some foam. By morning, he wouldn't eat and would still occasionally have a heaving fit. My wife brought him to the vet around 2pm, as he did not improve. They did blood samples, and took an xray of his GI tract. Blood all normal, other than he was severely dehydrated. They put him on IV fluids and promised a ultrasound the next morning as there "could" be a mass in his stomach causing a blockage.
Next morning, they do the ultrasound, and send him home, clean bill of health.
Friday, he seemed fine, a little more lazy than normal, but he had a rough couple of days. We decided to go on the camping trip we had planned. Jax and Jan stayed with my brother in law, and he said they were fine all weekend. When we got home Sunday, we noticed he had a small lump under his jaw. Monday-Wednesday, it was the same, and not bothering him. Thursday it was bigger. Friday his whole head was swollen. Back to the Vet! They drained an abscess, and bandaged his whole head up, and said he probably stuck himself in the mouth/ throat with a stick or piece of bone or something.
Now, 3 days into antibiotics, he is back to his normal pupper self. little lump left, but the swelling is down, and I am hoping we are done with this, with nothing to remind us except the bald spots and the bill!
They played outside all day while I cleaned up some of the shop. Now, nap time!