Well, it is a little embarrassing. I was unloading a plastic building kit that I bought from Sam's club that was a floor display model. While I got a steal, this meant that I had to take it in pieces.
BTW..Someone will likely ask why I would need a plastic storage building when I have a nice new shop, so I will just say upfront that it was mean to be converted into an inside room for all of my buffing and polishing as well as my blast cabinet. These activities always generate a LOT of dust, etc. and will really dirty up a shop, so keeping it self contained is a good idea. However, it turned out to be a little too big, can't returned because of the crazy discount and will now serve as a outside junk shed.
Back to the injury. I was pulling a piece of the siding out of the back of the truck, gave it a little push and it spun around in the air hitting my shin with the edge.
But that isn't the real injury. The shin was just the beginning of my pain and suffering. We had JUST started installing security cameras the night before and unbeknownst to me, the whole incident was caught on film, including the "walk it off like a man" action. The problem with that is it seems my "walk it off like a man" is actually a "skip it off like a little girl" action. One of my close friends pulled the video off and put it on his Facebook page before I could delete it. I have been suffering mock-age and ridicule since then. My own wife even asked me if there was something I needed to tell her about my ****** orientation. Here exact words were,"it's OK honey if you need to get something off your chest because you are in the safety tree here and I will still love you. More like a good girlfriend probably, but still loved"
I don't know if this will work, but here is a link to the video on his facebook page so you can see the source of this mistreatment and feel my pain.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151835113784679&comment_id=27692173&offset=0&total_comments=6
Sorry if this doesn't work, but I have never embedded a link to someone's Facebook page before.
Anyway, I tried to explain that "walk it off" moves were very much like NFL touchdown celebration dances. Unique to the individual, designed to impress, full of flair and have nothing to do with ****** orientation. It seems to have fallen on deaf ears. I thought this was a kinder more gentler country these days. Sigh.....