Old Man Roger
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Waiting for the Beerhippie pontoon boat. 


Well at least a floating dock then?The friend who had me weld up the outhouse throne bought 44 dented kegs from the brewery to make a pontoon boat. That project doesn't seem to have gotten off the ground, or on the water.
But it still could happen! Fairing out the hulls between the kegs... and making reasonable bows... there's the rub. I've had some boat-building experience.
Much easier and more practical. Problem is, all the dock spaces on our local lake are taken. A beer-keg party-raft... just a beautiful idea that needs to be realized!Well at least a floating dock then?
Umm, we WILL require pictures...Much easier and more practical. Problem is, all the dock spaces on our local lake are taken. A beer-keg party-raft... just a beautiful idea that needs to be realized!
A keg boat, you guys are way over thinking this welding gig.The friend who had me weld up the outhouse throne bought 44 dented kegs from the brewery to make a pontoon boat. That project doesn't seem to have gotten off the ground, or on the water.
But it still could happen! Fairing out the hulls between the kegs... and making reasonable bows... there's the rub. I've had some boat-building experience.


A couple hours with a screw gun
In the homemade pontoon world those are considered nice-to-haves.We have plenty of those 35 gal plastic drums, too, but where's the welding connection? I have TIG and MIG, but no plastic welders.
Besides, you still need to do some fairing between the drums or kegs and make some kind of half-way hydro-dynamic bows--that are also symmetrical--to have decent boat.
Cool projects! Enterprise/Joseph/Wallowa Lake are some of my favorite parts of Oregon.Snowplow took out our mailbox... again. What would be an appropriate mailbox for a brewpub
We actually got approval from our Postmaster to use it! I built and installed it in '17, so it seems the snowplow drivers give it some respect.
Enough for now....
Luke of YTs Outdoor Boys fame made one of those several years ago. IRC, he used plastic containers as the floats. He even built a little cabin on top for overnight camping with his three boys.
Yup, add a trolling motor and you’re off to the races..lolMuch easier and more practical. Problem is, all the dock spaces on our local lake are taken. A beer-keg party-raft... just a beautiful idea that needs to be realized!
See,In the homemade pontoon world those are considered nice-to-haves.
we’re on the same page here.lol
I dream of that boat. I can afford this.Yup, add a trolling motor and you’re off to the races..lol
See,we’re on the same page here.lol
And by the way, I find it comically ironic that the guy named beer hippie is rightly pointing out that you should always build a boat properly and safely, and Kay is on the side of beer cans and drywall screws..lol
I think we all know if Kay built a boat it would look like this. And it would probably fly too. Yes, that would make Kay a steampunk flying pirate ship captain.
I can see it.
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What a legend, that thing is sweetLuke of YTs Outdoor Boys fame made one of those several years ago. IRC, he used plastic containers as the floats. He even built a little cabin on top for overnight camping with his three boys.
Here you go:
For ice fishing? Would it float if the ice broke?Pontoons aren't only for liquid water.

Yup, add a trolling motor and you’re off to the races..lol
See,we’re on the same page here.lol
And by the way, I find it comically ironic that the guy named beer hippie is rightly pointing out that you should always build a boat properly and safely, and Kay is on the side of beer cans and drywall screws..lol
I think we all know if Kay built a boat it would look like this. And it would probably fly too. Yes, that would make Kay a steampunk flying pirate ship captain.
I can see it.
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Kay, all you really need to do is pay @royce a visit. I have no doubt he’s got enough scrape laying around to build OMR’s vision .
Have to appreciate the use of sawmill slabs - no worries about whether your cordless drill is quiet enough to dismantle your neighbor's deck at 3AM without waking him up. And, even though silver plastic tarps hold up better, this matches your barrels, and you can't help it the guy down the road would only spring for a blue one to cover up his firewood pile. Heck, by the time the sun destroys this one, maybe the guy up by the state road will have a silver one on that seventy-something El Camino back of his shed!
That's the spirit!Have to appreciate the use of sawmill slabs - no worries about whether your cordless drill is quiet enough to dismantle your neighbor's deck at 3AM without waking him up. And, even though silver plastic tarps hold up better, this matches your barrels, and you can't help it the guy down the road would only spring for a blue one to cover up his firewood pile. Heck, by the time the sun destroys this one, maybe the guy up by the state road will have a silver one on that seventy-something El Camino back of his shed!
Couldn't find room for any more TC ports?After seeing all these kegs
Turned a few kegs into kettles. Should've taken more pictures, they were fun to make for a local home brewhaha guy.
I'm sure he could've haha.Couldn't find room for any more TC ports?
I work in a regional brewery, and we probably don't have that many TC ports in our entire fermenter hall!
Here's another one to humor yahCouldn't find room for any more TC ports?
I work in a regional brewery, and we probably don't have that many TC ports in our entire fermenter hall!
Beautiful welds!Here's another one to humor yah![]()
Thank You, I appreciate itBeautiful welds!
Are those actually blind ports?
Maybe some kind of brewpunk thing? Or he just has lots of time on his hands for cleaning all those ports?
I had to double check the web site when I saw these 2 pictures!
I spent a couple weeks building flex hoses similar to that about 20 years ago. Some had flanges or *******. A few had open ends like yours in the picture. Longest one was about 10'. 1/2" - 6" in diameter. All were custom made mostly for industrial service for oil/gas. Ranked right up there with the most boring job in the world.
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This is an example of what happens when someone lets the marketing guy order production machinery.Here's a project from a few years ago. This one is actual work, not for fun.
I had to add eight inches of height to this nearly-new piece of equipment:
That's a beer bottle depalletizer (depal). You load it up with a pallet of bottles and it automatically feeds them, one layer at a time, onto the conveyor leading into the bottling line. In theory. If you hold your mouth just right.
Problem was (this time), the guy who ordered the machine screwed up. He ordered it to fit some custom pallets we had for a while that were one layer shorter than the normal glass pallet. Instead of just ordering one for a normal pallet, he had them custom-build this one for those odd-size pallets (he also ordered it set up for 480V 3-phase--we have 240V 3-phase so re-wiring the whole machine was my first project). Well,, that deal went away after a few years and now we have to adapt to the real world-size pallets. TIMM! Just add another layer of height to the depal, OK?
I fabbed up some extensions for the legs from 1/8" wall 1 1/2" square tubing:
And welded them on:
Added some extensions to the four rails the lift of the depal runs on:
Some lateral bracing might be over-kill, but sure can't hurt:
A few coats of Rustoleum Safety Red and it's looking OK--but....
All the safety guards also have to be extended.
Just a little more fab work on the outfeed to the conveyor so it matches the new height:
We're back in business.
Any job that starts with the word "Just".... Ten days, start to finish--it didn't help that the canning line was still in operation so we had to keep shuffling the bottle depal around the warehouse while working on it. It was October, so outside wasn't a good option for most of the time.
Do you have issues with the bit wondering with the quarter size hole in the jig?a jig I made probably 10-12 years ago, I still use it alot today to drill holes in tubing.
the bit does wander a little bit, especially if the tube isn't centered well with the bit. For times when I need it to be perfect, I'll start with a short center drill, and then use a regular drill (or sometimes just use a stepped drill bit if I only need to go through 1 side of the tube).Do you have issues with the bit wondering with the quarter size hole in the jig?
I like the idea of the small trash can under the DP.