It seems like you are trolling to me... If not then I apologize. Just a few thoughts/ observations-
You threw out a set of Craftsman tools 20+ years ago.. That should put you at least in your mid 30s I'm guessing. If you still are just changing oil and doing entry level jobs where you work maybe its not your lack of tools you should be worried about. More like lack of experience/judgement.
I am 40; I spent 10 years in IT, then went back to school for a college degree.
If I ever had a problem with lack of judgement, it was in listening to other people tell me what to do:
"Computers are the future!" Yea, in the same way that cars were the future 100 years ago; it didn't mean that everyone needed to be a mechanic, it just meant that everyone needed to know how to drive.
"Science and Engineering are where the jobs are at!" If you mean low-paying, soul-crushing jobs doing things that actively harm the world, assuming you can even find one of those, sure.
Changing oil at a chain pays better than being a helpdesk manager or a lab technician. Even engineering jobs ****; I have a friend with a Ph.D. in Mech. Eng. from a good school, which gets him $75k. My cousin is a programmer in San Francisco, $100k, but in SF, he's living in a 600 sq. ft apartment because that's all he can afford.
The last job I was offered using my degree was teaching 100-level math, chemistry and physics at the local community college; full time, 3 semesters a year (no break), and tutoring in the math lab on the side, I could bring home almost $25,000/year.
My kids are almost grown up, my wives are long gone, and I have a house, a garage/shop, an odd assortment of tools, and 25 years to plan for retirement, if that is even a reasonable goal at this point. What else am I supposed to do?
Second, you seem like you dont like any brand of tool.. Tekton was suggested..
Oh wow!
Tekton was on my list from the beginning; it was called cheap **** by all the people that are still haranguing me. I've got the 1/2" set on my shopping list, just for the complete socket set with no skips.
I also like GearWrench, I don't have a bad opinion of Williams, and the higher end Stanley stuff has been good to me. I have a Snap On ratchet that is great, I just can't afford much more of it at the moment.
You've bashed Craftsman USA tools, Channel lock, and now Snap On.
Where did I bash Snap On? Dude was saying that he never breaks tools because he uses good ones, and I was showing that even Snap Ons break.
Channellock I really wanted to like; I found an old set in my grandad's shop and cleaned them up, but they are rusty, loose and dull. And I don't like the handles.
Craftsman is the only brand of tool that has never failed to fail me. Wrenches, sockets, pliers, tool boxes, leaf blowers, weed trimmers, pressure washers... my stupid pressure washer destroyed the frame under normal operation. It was thin sheet metal and the vibration of the motor just tore it apart.
Grandad had 3 circular saws on a shelf in the shop; a Craftsman, a Skilsaw, and a Black and Decker. The Craftsman is the only one that doesn't work, and it's still in the original box, barely used. The Skilsaw looks like it was used to fight off an army of 2x4s sent to kill his family.
I don't even know where this story ends; family kept buying Cman long after I quit, and then ask me to fix stuff, or worse, buy it for me as gifts. I could literally fill up pages with stories about Cman ****, and the only good story I have is my 1982 Craftsman lawnmower that I still use.
They did actually make good stuff, once.
Finally in your poll, I voted 1 and 3. But a question.. Why does it have to be "off the truck"? S-K, Proto, Williams, old Bonney, K-D Easco, Napa professional, etc are all great tools. Get yourself a 3/8 set sae and metric, a few decent hammers (trusty cook comes to mind) a plier set, and sae and metric wrench set and you are on your way. Good luck!
It doesn't have to be off the truck, but that is the price range that I am referring to.
And I can't even get any consensus on SK, Proto or Carlyle; some people swear by them, others (some that I know in real life) tell me that they are mediocre.
But I keep running into stuff!
Today, I needed a 29mm socket and an array of bent-nose and hose pliers. I wound up almost rounding a bolt using the closest size I could find (literally no store in town carries anything even resembling 29mm; 28mm, but not 30; I wound up using 1-1/4"), then cutting spring hose clamps that I couldn't get loose. A larger variety of screwdrivers would have helped, as well.