Going to the local Cub Cadet dealer where I bought my GT and Stihl chain saw and Polaris ranger and ask for a part and it's not in stock and "we can order it and it'll be a week or so to get it here "
I can order the same part on Ebay and Amazon and I'll get it in 2 to 3 days ( most times)
The most useless, limp, lame, and slightly damp and annoyingly sticky six words on the planet are: "Ah kin order thet fer ya...?" Rage increases exponentially with the commonness of the object under discussion.
Well, so can I, Sparky. I'll get it sooner and cheaper, I won't have to look at your stupid useless face again, and I won't have to call to see if it arrived because you can't be arsed to call me if and when it shows up.
I mean, if it's something fairly rare, no problem. But stuff like spark plugs or lug nuts for one of the most common vehicles on the planet... laaaaaame.
And on a related note, stores that don't have what they think they have. FFS, please, PLEASE get a handle on theft and inventory, would ya?
Or stores that won't even pick up the phone. Lots of that.
But again, that's more of a "nuclear rage" issue than a "pet peeve"...
How hard it is to get hardware and fasteners that should be absurdly common.
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Metric fasteners. Anything metric seems to be asking for too much. I consider myself lucky if anyone in town actually stocks something so obscure as a M6 bolt.
Again, this is a nuclear rage issue... rows and rows and rows of gleaming and virtually untouched shelves containing useless inch ****, a few desperately pawed-through and jumbled bins that used to contain the metric fasteners I and everyone else needs.
It's been this way for years at every hardware store I've ever been to. It's like they hate money -- they'd rather run a nice neat museum for mostly useless inch **** than actually sell stuff people need. I mean, cars are almost universally metric now and have been for decades.
Yes, I know there are still a lot of agricultural machines like Harleys and mowers that still use inch stuff, but 99% of the time someone looking for a bolt needs a metric bolt.
The worst was when a buddy needed an M6x25 bolt for his old Suzuki. The doddering wight haunting the fastener aisle had apparently never heard that they started making motorcycles in Japan, or of such foolishment as millimeters. After an exhaustive search, he finally sold my buddy a 1/4" X 1" bolt with fine 28 pitch threads for $3. Which led to a fun time with destroyed M6 threads.
People who constantly ask for advice and almost never take it, or worse yet, do the complete polar opposite of what you tell them.
Over on the vintage motorcycle forums, we call them "askholes". A bike from, say, 1978 or 1983 is very thoroughly understood. For damn near anything that can go wrong, there's a well-established answer derived from decades of experience, and a large community happy to share knowledge.
Yet quite regularly, some askhole with a pre-installed shoulder chip will come along, ask for and receive advice and complete clear instructions, yet insist that the collective and proven wisdom simply cannot be correct. Or simply refuse to even try the simplest things. They get more and more testy, explode in anger, and then vanish, although a few linger and repeat the cycle now and again.
For a specific example, charging problems are part of the package with old motorcycles. The path to reliability and electron flow is EXTREMELY well understood. Yet askholes regularly show up and then refuse to provide the most basic data like voltage readings. They get quite rude about it.
This ain't a nuclear reactor; a $5 or $10 voltage meter will be perfectly fine for diagnosing motorcycle charging issues. And if you can't afford that, you have zero business fooling with motorcycles. Yet askholes routinely refuse to provide voltage readings. If they don't have a meter, they refuse to obtain one. If they have one, they refuse to employ it even given clear, explicit instructions.
"Look, my bike won't start, and I ain't got time to fool around with wires. Just tell me how to fix it." Um...
A buddy of mine used to collect those "free" Harbor Freight multimeters just to mail them to askholes who said "I don't got no fancy meter like you rich people. Just tell me what's wrong with my bike and shut up about them stupid numbers."