Friday was supposed to be an exciting day! I had three inspections scheduled. They went as well as expected which means not great
1. This was the insulation inspection. It is the same dickish plumbing inspector I have had. In Collier County we have a good system where we leave notes and get texts when they are on the way and schedule. I left specific instructions to come to the third gate (which was followed). But the inspector stood there for 20 minutes and didn't call or text. I got the automated txt saying he was coming in the next 15-90 minutes. Thats like a comcast window! Anyway he left. I was pissed. I called his boss and left a nasty message saying that his automated txt doesn't have his cell number and it was BS. I also pulled the tax payer card and he called me back immediately and said he would send him back. More on when he arrives.
2. Fan vent exhaust inspection. This was silly because I already closed it up. I showed him pictures. He was happy and all - until he started to leave and I explained we don't have any AC. He didn't "trust" it so he said he would make a note. Don't know what that means but if / when I decide to AC I have to make a revision obviously.
3. I had my windows inspected. They failed earlier and it was because we filled the factor holes which weren't often enough 15" instead of 11" in between. Also there was a shim space issue. We corrected and passed -BUT he asked about my doors. I asked what about them - they haven't been ordered even. He said they go together. This wasn't a window and door inspection so I don't know WTF
4. The ***** came back looked around and it was icy. He wasn't happy and I wasn't nice. Anyway he asked for a cert for the insulation. I said WHAT? I said I didn't even need to insulate so this was a joke anyway. We argued a bit and he left. He said I needed to get him a copy of the cert so I called my installer who said he would call him. He argued too, but really my installer should have left the certificate with what he sprayed. This is another learning process but it can be costly. He ended up failing me with no fee and would come back when the cert was there and I reschedule. Not fun.
I contemplate building a spec home in this neighborhood but after this I really start to wonder how long it would truly take and now I understand why the home behind me has been under construction for 2 + years!