Isn't Miller piss BEFORE you drink it?
I’ll never will drink Miller high life again, never!
This is a shop related story of my youth.
When I’m my teens, parents went to the other coast for a adults weekend.
I begged them to get my grandma to come stay at our house to watch me and my brother.
She did.
Setting- Dad built a 28’x44’ detached garage behind the house for his business, but outgrew it
Dad left a couple 6 packs in the garage, saying my buddy and I could have a few after we cleaned up the yard.
I called John, told about the beer.
Forgot to tell him about the yard work.
Then two of the neighbor boys showed up with another two 6 packs.
Then I went down to the corner store to get some more! ( never been carded in my life)
We proceeded to wipe out that beer, getting sick, puking in the trash cans when we heard a knock on the door!

****!
It was grandma, with the boys mom, telling her “oh there out here playing in the garage” and the door opens.
My poor grandma about died, ran in the house and called mom, the boys mom (very religious) was calling me the devil, forcing beer on her boys ( remember, they showed up with beer, I never called them)
Then I had to go in the house to talk to my parents on the phone, my mom hysterical , my dad laughing ( you know he didn’t get any) they stayed the rest of the weekend, my grandmother had me on a leach the rest of it.
Anyway, I’ll agree that beer is pissey evil and haven’t touched since.
Edit- The above applies to Miller. Have touched much other beer since

